Dear Mariosep,
Once upon a time there was a little house in the middle of NOWHERE, Atlantis. There lived Mary-moo Cow, George, Rufus, and Kami-chan. They were often visited by Noodles, Winter, Pink Friday (PF), and NNY.
One day Rufus went out to saddle Mary-moo Cow and take her for a ride. So with his bright pink shirt glowing in the sun he took Mary-moo Cow out to a patch of grass for a brisky mornin' munchin'. Meanwhile, George set about making some waffles. Today they were blueberry. Kami-chan was busy trying to wash some spoons in pineapple juice.
'I've always liked the smell of pineapples and waffles in the morning,' commented Kami to George.
'Would you like to lick the bowl?' asked George.
'Does it have leftover waffle liquid and pink tree leaves that taste like tropical cheese?' asked Kami.
'Of course!' said George, 'Why wouldn't it?'
'Well, maybe he bees have stung them...VAPORIZATION!!!!!!!' she yelled.
At Kami-chan's yells some purple pygmy birds took flight and landed on George's shoulder. He nodded knowingly and hung a clock up outside.
'But you don't have to worry Kami-chan,' said he, 'there hasn't been a bee sighting in over an hour!'
Kami-chan took comfort from this and set about licking the bowl. When she was done she went to the door and screamed. 'RUFUS! WAFFLES! THEY'RE BLUEBERRY!'
On the horizon a little pink and black dot got larger and larger...it was Rufus speeding towards them on Mary-moo Cow's back. When Rufus reached the house he put his hand in his pocket and pulled out a treasure chest.
'Look what I found,' he said proudly.
Just then, enlarging the size of her mouth, Mary-moo Cow ate it in one bite.
'Better go get the plunger!' ordered Kami-chan. All of a sudden, a tree fell over. 'Nevermind,' she said then, 'the carnivorous hippos took care of that one.'
For a moment they all nodded in silent agreement and sat down to eat their waffles.
WHICH WERE BLUEBERRY!
Once upon a time there was a little house in the middle of NOWHERE, Atlantis. There lived Mary-moo Cow, George, Rufus, and Kami-chan. They were often visited by Noodles, Winter, Pink Friday (PF), and NNY.
One day Rufus went out to saddle Mary-moo Cow and take her for a ride. So with his bright pink shirt glowing in the sun he took Mary-moo Cow out to a patch of grass for a brisky mornin' munchin'. Meanwhile, George set about making some waffles. Today they were blueberry. Kami-chan was busy trying to wash some spoons in pineapple juice.
'I've always liked the smell of pineapples and waffles in the morning,' commented Kami to George.
'Would you like to lick the bowl?' asked George.
'Does it have leftover waffle liquid and pink tree leaves that taste like tropical cheese?' asked Kami.
'Of course!' said George, 'Why wouldn't it?'
'Well, maybe he bees have stung them...VAPORIZATION!!!!!!!' she yelled.
At Kami-chan's yells some purple pygmy birds took flight and landed on George's shoulder. He nodded knowingly and hung a clock up outside.
'But you don't have to worry Kami-chan,' said he, 'there hasn't been a bee sighting in over an hour!'
Kami-chan took comfort from this and set about licking the bowl. When she was done she went to the door and screamed. 'RUFUS! WAFFLES! THEY'RE BLUEBERRY!'
On the horizon a little pink and black dot got larger and larger...it was Rufus speeding towards them on Mary-moo Cow's back. When Rufus reached the house he put his hand in his pocket and pulled out a treasure chest.
'Look what I found,' he said proudly.
Just then, enlarging the size of her mouth, Mary-moo Cow ate it in one bite.
'Better go get the plunger!' ordered Kami-chan. All of a sudden, a tree fell over. 'Nevermind,' she said then, 'the carnivorous hippos took care of that one.'
For a moment they all nodded in silent agreement and sat down to eat their waffles.
WHICH WERE BLUEBERRY!
I don't believe you. Get over it.
