(July 22, 2017 at 2:15 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote:(July 22, 2017 at 1:34 pm)Youwait Wrote: basically I fell in love with the daughter of our mosque Imam and he wouldn't let marry her because I'm desert Arab and an uncivilized barbarian according to him . then i made a deal with him that if i convert 7 atheists into Islam he will let me marry his daughter and she can live with me in the desert , at a discount dowry cost of only ten camels. so i bought a computer and I'm here to convert 7 of you to islam. I'd appreciate it if you don't put up any resistance . now just give me a little time to familiarize you with the Quran as your first into becoming Muslim. I've to write it first . so please don't go anywhere . wait for me . okay ? good
I believe all of that, but then I was born just this morning.
thank you thank for your warm welcome . you are nice infidels . stay that way. I've already posted my quran at the Islam forum. don't go there please. do not read it please. i messed up big time . Satan got to me . the desert mushroom got into my head