No, I got the joke, honest. Twice I started to write a response but I couldn't come up with a non-cringey angle. So I kudosed yours for doing what I couldn't, even - especially - now it turned out ironic.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'