FIFA World Cup 2018

[RoadRunner79]

I think that there is a thread this long about soccer, and that hockey is never discussed, is yet another sign that you are all just a bunch of senseless heathens

Anyways I seen this satire piece concerning soccer the other day.  I thought it was pretty funny.

Soccer Player Suffers Career-Ending Boo-Boo
https://babylonbee.com/news/soccer-playe...g-boo-boo/

Doctors initially thought the injury was just an ouchie, but after examining the player more extensively, they gravely concluded it was in fact the dreaded boo-boo. Boo-boos are responsible for more early retirements from the sport than any other injury, including oopsies, bump-bumps, and owies.

“We’re not optimistic,” an official World Cup doctor said in a press conference. “I’ve seen lots of boo-boos in my day when players fall down and go boom, but this one is pretty severe. That other player must have been running within four or five feet of him on the field when he spontaneously flipped onto his back and began grabbing his leg, screaming in pain from the boo-boo.”

http://www.espn.com/nhl/story/_/id/18405...ay-through