"Hail Satan?" (2019)

[vulcanlogician]

They think they're right. You think you're right. Everybody pisses on everybody. 

That's America.

Yes! You're getting it. Except when the Satanists piss on the Christians, it's wrong.

But when the Christians piss on anyone else, it's fine. In fact, the people being pissed on need to arrange themselves in front of the piss to save the Christians the effort of aiming, and they need to say "Yes, yes, thank you! I deserve to be pissed on because I don't belong to your social club." And anyone who doesn't do that is PERSECUTING THEM!!!!

The American Left has adopted a tactic of saying, "I beg your pardon, but we refuse to be pissed on any longer. Would you mind aiming your piss elsewhere? Sorry for the inconvenience." And they are called "Satanists" and "evil" and "deceiving" -and a whole host of other things- for that.

The Satanists (the self-identifying ones) have a different approach. They piss on them right back.

I don't think it's ideal. And in an ideal world, I might react differently. But this ain't an ideal world.

Welcome to American politics. I didn't create this shitstorm. I apologize for nothing.