Of bar stools.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

1. Go to your local hardware shop or home improvement or DIY store.
2. Look for a product called 'Loctite' (it's very common and won't cost more than a few dollars).
3. Go home.
4. Find your allen wrench and remove the screws from the barstools.
5. Read the directions on the Loctite package.
6. Apply the Loctite as directed on the package.
7. Re-insert the screws.
8. Revel in the knowledge that your frustration over this has been solved.

Fuxxake, Brian.

Boru

I love being your Pepsi to my Coke. I love being your Ford to My Chevy. I love being your Sunni to my Shiite. I love being Rocky to your Bogart. I love being Boris to your Moose and Squirrel.

Really? I’m sad that you - a grown man - don’t know how to do simple home repairs and would rather put up with (in your words) the frustration of constantly re-tightening the screws than take a few simple steps to solve the problem.

But you be you. Keep going on as you are until the stool collapses under you and you end up with another whopping great hospital bill.

What’s even sadder is that you react this way to people who are trying to help you.

Boru