(June 9, 2022 at 11:05 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I won't watch it.
But I will watch the Utah firing squads that hopefully follow.
I always thought the French before the revolution had the right idea. They would tie the limbs of offenders like trump to horses so each limb can be pulled off. As it turns out, while human limbs are easy to dislocate, they are surprisingly hard to actually rip off, no offense to Chewbacca. Last time the French tried, the poor horses worked so hard they collapsed from exhaustion, and had to be replaced by fresh teams of two horses to each limb. The teams of horses still could not manage. The executioners took pity on the horses and decided to help by cutting the muscles in trump’s, uhem, I meant the offender’s, limbs before the horses finally managed to pull the limbs off. The process took 4 hours.
Poor horses.