What variety of boobs are they though?
The floppy kind that droop from their own weight?
The perky type that jiggle like jello when poked?
The small bunch that appear at first to have little substance but which deep down are still boobs?
The uneven few that seem to be in a different spot every few seconds?
The scary hairy ones that are indistinguishable from coconuts and of about the same texture?
The lactating variety that cannot help but make a mess upon anything that puts pressure on them?
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I'll stop now...
The floppy kind that droop from their own weight?
The perky type that jiggle like jello when poked?
The small bunch that appear at first to have little substance but which deep down are still boobs?
The uneven few that seem to be in a different spot every few seconds?
The scary hairy ones that are indistinguishable from coconuts and of about the same texture?
The lactating variety that cannot help but make a mess upon anything that puts pressure on them?
..
I'll stop now...
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
