Proverbs 16:4

[Zenith]

So if we can't make sense out of any of the bible or Christian beliefs in general, that means we won't be judged and get a free ticket to heaven? Cool!

According to Statler Waldorf's doctrine, not at all.
If you've read his signature, this is the brief description of his doctrine:

Total Depravity
Unconditional Election
Limited Atonement
Irresistible Grace
Perserverance of the Saints

First means: The man is initially extremely wicked.
Second means: God chose, most surely before the creation of the earth, all man which He would "save" (i.e. make Christians of the right doctrine), but that choice is based on nothing, it's only a random thing God did. The others go to hell.
Third means: If you are one of those elected (or, chosen) by God before the Creation of the world, then you will finally convert to the right Christian doctrine (Reformed Christian, or something similar to that), and finally go to heaven.
Fourth means, if I am not wrong: After you have been converted to the right Christian doctrine, you persevere in a holy life.

P.S. I've wrote some posts so far (like the one in which I've explained my view on the unbelievers and hell subject, in this same thread), but I feel as if I'm being ignored - didn't receive any reply, feedback, whatever. I was curios about a feedback, something. Not for christians' feedback, as I ignore them: what they write really doesn't matter to me, nor what they disagree to what I said. The only christians that I'm not ignoring, however, are tackattack, and for the time being, also fr0d0.