Oh god there are spiders everywhere!

[Judas BentHer]

Hello and welcome.

I'll show you mine if you show me yours.

Ahem, you'll notice mine has web accessories, thank you very much.

Yep, so I promptly stole yours.

Webless! I'm webless now. How will I get around. How will I watch women squeal when they walk into my best work?

That's it, I'm stealing your robot's can of oil. Deal with that one, squeaky!


Hey Min,
You know you're never going to get that spider mush stain out of that hardwood right? How are you going to explain the spot? This was where flip flops and pedicure ended the destiny of Archie the slow arachnid.
Yeah, that'll sell.

Cinjin, isn't that a wolf spider in the video?
Lovely little creatures. Huge, with hair. I met one at a campsite in Florida. Huge. Met his cousin in a hotel room in Georgia.

I think they talked. " Go ahead, show up, he won't kill you! I'm still here in Kissimmee and all me hairy parts still work." Though in retrospect I should have let him stay in the room, rather than carry him to the balcony, just to spook the maid. Probably lived longer with my help though, come to think of it. Mad maid with big broom not good. Not good at all.