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E. T. Babinski
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E. T. Babinski
"I'm all for equal time for the teaching of creationism in schools. But since creation took 6 days and evolution billions of years, the equivalent time spent teaching creationism should only be one pico-second (approximately the time it takes a beam of light to travel the width of a human hair) for every four years spent teaching evolutionary science."

"Only a Designer would have had the infinite wisdom and compassion to create a chacma baboon like the one that was seen catching a pigeon, plucking out its feathers, letting it go, recapturing it, pulling out its legs, and then decapitating it."

"Only a Designer would have had the infinite wisdom and compassion to create animals that eat their own faeces (coprophagy)."

"Only a Designer would have had the infinite wisdom and compassion to create certain species of anglerfish that live in total darkness thousands of feet beneath the sea in which the female of the species is a couple of feet long but the male is only inches long and attaches to her body like a tiny flap of skin. The male finds a female, bites her, then his fangs disappear and his lips fuse to her body (fusing their bloodstreams together) after which the rest of the male's body atrophies away until he's almost nothing but gonads."

"Only a Designer would have had the infinite wisdom and compassion to create flies that irritatingly land on people's skin, buzz in their ears, sting and/or bite people, even those already suffering from diseases that God has designed to torment them, and then those flies pass those diseases along to others."

"Only a Designer would have had the infinite wisdom and compassion to create microscopic creatures related to spiders, called mites, that are found crawling on the skin of every human body."

"Only a Designer would have had the infinite wisdom and compassion to create Venus's fly traps, pitcher plants, bladderworts and sundews, that eat insects, small reptiles and frogs, and (in the case of a large pitcher plant) even mice. (I wonder what Venus's fly traps ate 'in the beginning' when every animal supposedly only ate 'green plants' according to Genesis chapter 1? I guess it had to eat itself. Or, were some green plants allowed to eat animals in Eden?)"

"Only a Designer would have had the infinite wisdom to design whales so that they all have a rudimentary pelvic girdle (hip bone) and femurs (thigh bones) that remain hidden within their flesh, unattached to their vertebral column. In fact, 1 in 400 Minke whales that have been examined have complete sets of hind legs, i.e., not just femurs but also tibias and fibulas, lying hidden within their flesh."

"Only a Designer would have had the infinite wisdom to make countless stars blaze away countless kilowatts of energy in every corner of this vast cosmos for no apparent purpose; and have the prize of his creation, the earth - which God worked on for 'five' out of the 'six days of creation' - receive only an infinitesimal portion of the energy expended by even the nearest star, the sun."

"Only a Designer would have had the infinite wisdom to make faint galaxies, faint stars, asteroids, meteors, etc., that produce or reflect so little light that they are undetectable by the earth's inhabitants. [Yet it says in the Bible that all the objects in the firmament were created to 'light' the earth, and 'for signs and seasons' on earth.]"

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