Sexuality Quiz

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The sexuality quiz is designed to teach the Body of Christ Biblical truths about sexuality. The quiz consists of twenty five true/false questions. After completing the sexuality quiz, print it out and give it to a friend. These facts make great Bible study materials by teaching the Word of God.

Oh my. More Christians telling me that sex is bad.

Sexuality Quiz

[Doubting Thomas]

15. Sodomy or anal sex is strictly forbidden.
The correct answer is True.

Genesis 19:4-5,24 - But before they lay down, the men of the city, even the men of Sodom, compassed the house round, both old and young, all the people from every quarter: And they called unto Lot, and said unto him, Where are the men which came in to thee this night? bring them out unto us, that we may know them. Then the LORD rained upon Sodom and upon Gomorrah brimstone and fire from the LORD out of heaven;

OK, where in there does it say that anal sex is forbidden?

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15. Sodomy or anal sex is strictly forbidden.
The correct answer is True.

Genesis 19:4-5,24 - But before they lay down, the men of the city, even the men of Sodom, compassed the house round, both old and young, all the people from every quarter: And they called unto Lot, and said unto him, Where are the men which came in to thee this night? bring them out unto us, that we may know them. Then the LORD rained upon Sodom and upon Gomorrah brimstone and fire from the LORD out of heaven;

OK, where in there does it say that anal sex is forbidden?

Sounds like a bunch of horse shit if you ask me. Fuck the Bible.

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I got a perfect score! I answered every single question the opposite of what they wanted!

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I got a perfect score! I answered every single question the opposite of what they wanted!

It's funny how screwed up the Bible is.

I think it's fucked up how by sleeping with another man, or wearing clothing of the opposite gender makes you an abomination.

Who gives a shit?! It's not hurting anyone!
Killing someone, YES, THAT'S HURTING SOMEONE. A man sleeping with another man? Who the fuck cares..

I hate religious fanatics who constantly bombard non believers, homosexuals, and anyone not like them like outcasts.

That test is disgusting and homophobic.

[genkaus]

Truly disgusting. No wonder fundies are frustrated and angry all the time. If they got laid more often, they might act more 'christian'.

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Truly disgusting. No wonder fundies are frustrated and angry all the time. If they got laid more often, they might act more 'christian'.

It's ashame, they're missing out on some healthy benefits.. Fuckers.

Why Sex Is Good For You

[Rev. Rye]

Here's my response to the quiz:

Due to the sensitive nature of this Bible quiz, only mature adults 18 years of age or older should take this Bible quiz.

Okay. Just what's sensitive about this? The language is so clinical that it's hard to imagine people being turned on by it.

1. God planned for one man to have sex with one woman for life.
True - Genesis 2:22-25

Well, if he did, he certainly made a terrible job of following through on his plan.

2. Our bodies are living sacrifices.
True - Romans 12:1-2

What does this even mean?

3. Christians should abstain from all appearances of evil.
True - 1 Thessalonians 5:21-23

Yes, they should. It's less likely for you to get into trouble for screwing your secretary if you just don't do it.

4. Those that practice adultery, fornication and lasciviousness will not inherit the Kingdom of God.
True - Galatians 5:19-21

True enough if you believe that nobody will inherit the kingdom of God regardless of their sexual activity.

5. A husband and wife shouldn't defraud each other of sex.
True - 1 Corinthians 7:3-5

True, unless, of course, she turns out to be repulsive after marriage.

6. Sex with a blood relative is acceptable for Christians in some countries.
False - Leviticus 18:6

Well, considering that all people are blood relatives, it's really hard to endorse this particular law.

7. Sex during your wife's menstrual time is acceptable if both parties agree.
False - Leviticus 18:19

Yeah, well, if both parties are into doing something that gross, why shouldn't it be?

8. It is forbidden to have sex with your neighbor's wife.
True - Leviticus 18:20

Well, that depends on how sexually open your neighbor's marriage is.

9. It is an abomination to have sex with the same gender.
True - Leviticus 18:22

To whom? You?

10. Sex before marriage is acceptable if the two people planned to get married.
False - 1 Corinthians 6:9-10

Why not?

11. It is forbidden to have sex with animals.
True - Leviticus 18:23

Well, there are places where it's not, like Belgium, Cambodia, Denmark, Finland, Germany, Hungary, Japan, Mexico, Philippines, Sweden, Thailand, and 18 of the United States (courtesy of Wikipedia).

12. God forbids one gender to behave like the other.
True - Deuteronomy 22:5

Why doesn't this quiz have a "blueberry muffins" option? There's no way to say "true" or "false" without establishing the question of the existence of God.

13. Abraham was 90 years old when Isaac was born.
False - Genesis 21:5

Okay. It's a trivia question. Just why this is in this quiz doesn't make sense.

14. Sodomy or anal sex is strictly forbidden.
True - Genesis 19: 4-5, 24

Only in most of Coastal Africa, Barbados, Jamaica,St. Kitts, St. Lucia, St. Vincent, Trinidad, Belize, Guyana, most of South Asia (except India), most of the Middle East (except for Israel, Jordan, and Iraq), Brunei, Burma, Malaysia, New Guinea, the Solomon Islands, Kiribati, Nauru, Palau, the Cook Islands, Samoa, Tonga, and Tuvalu.

15. A Christian may self satisfy themselves sexually.
False - Matthew 5:27-30

On the grounds of the Bible, that's technically forbidden. Of course, why should it be?

16. All consensual sex between a husband and wife is acceptable except sodomy.
True - 1 Corinthians 6:12

Well, I consider this question to be false, as I consider all consensual sex between a husband and wife acceptable including sodomy.

17. Christians shouldn't have sex with a prostitute.
True - 1 Corinthians 6:16-18

Yes. It saves the trouble of getting disgraced publicly.

18. You shall commit adultery is one of the 10 Commandments.
False - Exodus 20:17

Technically true.

19. God gave over lesbians and homosexuals to a depraved mind.
True - Romans 1:26-28

I've known heteros that were depraved, and I've known homosexuals that weren't.

20. One must wear the full armor of God to resist sexual sins.
True - Ephesians 6:11-13

I know there's some sexual things I'll never willingly do, but I'm neither wearing full armor nor am I working with God to keep them at bay.

21. We must hold every thought captive.
True - 2 Corinthians 10:3-5

Just how?

22. Christians should fast as it helps to put down the flesh.
True - Matthew 6:16-18

And, in extreme cases, it helps them lose energy so they can't preach.

23. We should pray for Christians to be broken of sexual bondages.
True - James 5:15

Yeah. Let's hope that Christians don't ever have a need to have another scandal. Fat chance of that ever happening, though.

24. Walk in the Spirit to put down the flesh.
True - Galatians 5:16-17

Why?

25. Temperance is a Fruit of the Spirit.
True - Galatians 5:22-24

Well, another trivia question.

[Aegrus]

Screw the fundy bullshit- here are my laws.

1. If no one gets hurt, and everyone involved consents, then it is okay. You may not physically alter a person without their consent, either.

2. If a person wants to hurt themselves but no one else, they should be allowed to. (Mostly applicable to the legality of suicide.)

3. If, by exercising your rights you begin to restrict the rights of others given to them by law 1 or 2, you have stepped without of your rights.

[Oldandeasilyconfused]

OK, where in there does it say that anal sex is forbidden?

Yeah.

Or sex with a poodle.