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Bow to Scotland, bitches!

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Bow to Scotland, bitches!
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Bow to Scotland, bitches!
January 17, 2012 at 7:02 am (This post was last modified: January 17, 2012 at 7:02 am by frankiej.)
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/thi...es_in=3808

A list of great things that Scotland gave the world.

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RE: Bow to Scotland, bitches!
January 17, 2012 at 7:05 am
(January 17, 2012 at 7:02 am)frankiej Wrote: http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/thi...es_in=3808

A list of great things that Scotland gave the world.

None of that will ever excuse Scotland for producing the ProclaimersAngry
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RE: Bow to Scotland, bitches!
January 17, 2012 at 7:12 am
Hahahaha, that is true.

Many people love those arseholes. I do not.
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RE: Bow to Scotland, bitches!
January 17, 2012 at 8:18 am
Quote:Major-General Lachlan Macquarie CB (31 January 1762[1] – 1 July 1824; Scottish Gaelic spelling: Lachlann MacGuaire[2]),[3] was a Scottish military officer and colonial administrator. He served as the last autocratic Governor of New South Wales, Australia[4] from 1810 to 1821 and had a leading role in the social, economic and architectural development of the colony. He is considered by some historians to have had a crucial influence on the transition of New South Wales from a penal colony to a free settlement and therefore to have played a major role in the shaping of Australian society in the early nineteenth century.[5][6] An inscription on his tomb in Scotland describes him as "The Father of Australia".[7
Quote:Central to Macquarie's policy was his treatment of the emancipists: convicts whose sentences had expired or who had been given conditional or absolute pardons. By 1810 emancipists had outnumbered the free settlers, and Macquarie insisted that they be treated as social equals.

My town is named after him, you don't hear much negative said about him.
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RE: Bow to Scotland, bitches!
January 17, 2012 at 9:20 am
I think we could have done without golf, though I can hear my late mom and dad disagreeing from beyond the grave. it's an incredibly boring sport to play, I can't understand why anyone watches it, and takes up a massive amount of land and resources.
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RE: Bow to Scotland, bitches!
January 17, 2012 at 9:31 am
I know what you mean. I don't mind hitting a few balls at a driving range, but anything else bores me.
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RE: Bow to Scotland, bitches!
January 17, 2012 at 9:56 am (This post was last modified: January 17, 2012 at 9:56 am by Darth.)
Bow, and avert your eyes. Do not look up whilst bowing to a true scotsman!
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RE: Bow to Scotland, bitches!
January 17, 2012 at 11:03 am
(January 17, 2012 at 9:56 am)Stue Denim Wrote: Bow, and avert your eyes. Do not look up whilst bowing to a true scotsman!

Why? There is nothing there to see when one looks up while bowing to a true Scotsman. Big Grin
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RE: Bow to Scotland, bitches!
January 17, 2012 at 11:10 am
(January 17, 2012 at 11:03 am)Chuck Wrote:
(January 17, 2012 at 9:56 am)Stue Denim Wrote: Bow, and avert your eyes. Do not look up whilst bowing to a true scotsman!

Why? There is nothing there to see when one looks up while bowing to a true Scotsman. Big Grin

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RE: Bow to Scotland, bitches!
January 17, 2012 at 11:13 am
5 things Scottish people might want to invent.

1) A way to wash yourselves.
2) A sense of humour
3) A non-alcoholic drink
4) A politician that isn't entirely devisive
5) A big Hadrianesque wall

6) Joke....... I love you Frankie MWAH
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