(February 18, 2012 at 8:51 pm)reverendjeremiah Wrote: (February 18, 2012 at 5:23 pm)Vaeolet Lilly Blossom Wrote: (February 18, 2012 at 5:20 pm)reverendjeremiah Wrote: I think it is the other way around...pussy smells like cod....what dirty little secret are the worlds women keeping from us?
Why do you think pussy is so... 'slimy'?
* Vaeolet Lilly Blossom blinks.
Because girls are icky?
...thats what I heard on the elementary school playground.
Little girl,age 5, has just wet herself.
Teacher: (exasperated) "Oh Fionulla! Why didn't you put your hand up? '
Fionulla "I did,but it ran through me fingers"
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Sister Beatrice to mother superior:" Mother, I just caught the grade 2 boys having a contest to see who could wee the furtherest up the wall!"
Mother superior: "I see, and what did you do? "
Sister Theresa; " I hit the roof!"
Mother superior "Well done you!"