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Sex-obsessed Catholics just can't stop interfering
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Sex-obsessed Catholics just can't stop interfering
Those wacky Catholic curtain-twitchers are at it again. They're so scared that the wicked gays will destroy the sanctity of marriage that two senior archbishops have drafted a letter to be read out in 2,500 churches later today.

Gay marriage: Roman Catholic archbishops step up fight

I would quote some choice passages but it's far simpler to present the article and let everyone pick the bones out of it.

Clearly these arseholes are being whipped into a frothy frenzy with this sleek campaign, hate speech with a smiley face painted on it. There has to be some way of countering this crap, if we do nothing then evil wins.
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It's not opening bro.
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Seems it doesn't like Google Chrome... Undecided
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Aw crap, you're quite right. My mistake. This is what I should have linked:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-17329902
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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Quote:Cardinal Keith O'Brien, the leader of the Roman Catholic Church in Scotland, said the "grotesque" plans would "shame the United Kingdom in the eyes of the world" if implemented.

Funny. I think that statement alone brings shame to the United Kingdom.
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I hate the Catholic church. If someone was willing to supply me the equipment then I would happily infiltrate the vatican and rape the pope... I bet you all though I was gonna kill him...
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(March 11, 2012 at 9:16 am)frankiej Wrote: I hate the Catholic church. If someone was willing to supply me the equipment then I would happily infiltrate the vatican and rape the pope... I bet you all though I was gonna kill him...

I certainly thought you'd do something he wouldn't want you to do.
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(March 11, 2012 at 9:19 am)NoMoreFaith Wrote:
(March 11, 2012 at 9:16 am)frankiej Wrote: I hate the Catholic church. If someone was willing to supply me the equipment then I would happily infiltrate the vatican and rape the pope... I bet you all though I was gonna kill him...

I certainly thought you'd do something he wouldn't want you to do.

He'll love it.
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RE: Sex-obsessed Catholics just can't stop interfering
(March 11, 2012 at 9:21 am)frankiej Wrote: He'll love it.

You're probably a bit old for his tastes thou.
Self-authenticating private evidence is useless, because it is indistinguishable from the illusion of it. ― Kel, Kelosophy Blog

If you’re going to watch tele, you should watch Scooby Doo. That show was so cool because every time there’s a church with a ghoul, or a ghost in a school. They looked beneath the mask and what was inside?
The f**king janitor or the dude who runs the waterslide. Throughout history every mystery. Ever solved has turned out to be. Not Magic.
― Tim Minchin, Storm
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(March 11, 2012 at 9:16 am)frankiej Wrote: I hate the Catholic church. If someone was willing to supply me the equipment then I would happily infiltrate the vatican and rape the pope... I bet you all though I was gonna kill him...

What equipment are you lacking?Thinking



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