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Great news for everyone
#41
RE: Great news for everyone
(March 14, 2012 at 12:57 am)aleialoura Wrote: Sometimes after experiencing my holiness, the man will sing, "Glory, glory hallelujah!", and they often call upon Christ himself.

It's a very moving thing.

Back on topic!

Saved can't preach, so I have a feeling his work here is done.

I've been known to exclaim 'Oh my fucking god. I'm coming'.

That's about as close to rapture as I'll ever get.

Yeah, I suspect Deluded won't be back, at least not for long. We have as much use for Jesus as the Inuit do for snow. Except you can't build a shelter out of Jesus.
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#42
RE: Great news for everyone
(March 13, 2012 at 10:33 pm)Saved Wrote: Did you know that Jesus loves you? Yeah, it's true. He really does love you personally and all he wants from you in return is for you to love him more than anything or anyone else in this world. That's it. Pretty cool huh?

But that's not all. Because you love him that means that when you die you will be resurrected to spend the rest of eternity in paradise where you can carry on worshipping him and loving him for ever. Isn't that fantastic?

Jesus is a Yandere? I knew it.

Quote:The word "yandere" refers to a character who is crazy about someone else. Literally. Despite the anime-inspired name, this type of character is much, much older than that, as one of the earliest examples is the Mesopotamian goddess Ishtar (Inanna).

The character almost always appears perfectly cute and harmless on the surface... but underneath they may be obsessive, controlling, and sometimes just plain insane. Woe to anyone who happens to be the object of their often genuine affection. Even more pity should be saved for anyone who gets in the way - the psycho-obsessive is amazingly unwilling to put up with any rivals. There could be a long mental instability; May also be Not Good With Rejection.

It comes in two flavors:

Possessive: This type of Yandere is so in love with his/her crush that she's willing to kill her beloved to prevent other love interests from taking him away from him/her.
Obsessive: This type of Yandere is willing to kill off her competition so he/she can be closer to his/her loved one.

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#43
RE: Great news for everyone

@ Saved

There we go again, religion centred on death. You say we're afraid of truth? I say you're afraid of reality.

Quote:But that's not all. Because you love him that means that when you die you will be resurrected to spend the rest of eternity in paradise where you can carry on worshipping him and loving him for ever. Isn't that fantastic?
No, that sounds like hell to me. Torture would be a good word for it. Worshipping an arsehole for eternity? Also, I don't want to live for eternity. Sure it sounds nice but existence will become a prison. I'm pretty sure I will grow tired of existing. Live a few hundred years maybe but not for eternity.
Imagine living beyond a googolplex and spending that time worshipping a total prick endlessly.



No thanks.

Quote:I know atheists are only the way they are because they hate God
How can you hate something you don't believe exists? Hate has got nothing to do with why I'm an atheist pal.


Quote:EVERYONE would like to live in eternal bliss forever.
Speak for yourself. I have no desire to live forever.
Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence - Carl Sagan

Mankind's intelligence walks hand in hand with it's stupidity.

Being an atheist says nothing about your overall intelligence, it just means you don't believe in god. Atheists can be as bright as any scientist and as stupid as any creationist.

You never really know just how stupid someone is, until you've argued with them.
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#44
RE: Great news for everyone
Quote:I swear, Pad, I wish I had half the balls that you do.


Me too; I was bluffing.Tiger


Quote:But, but! I love Outback!

Absolutely!------- as long as I don't actually have to GO there.

Last time was in 1989; drove across the Nullabor and back in a Nissan Pulsar (1500cc).
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#45
RE: Great news for everyone
I think this guy is a POE. Something smack of too much exacting fundamentalism, not even real fundies are that consitant.

(March 14, 2012 at 4:57 am)padraic Wrote:
Quote:I swear, Pad, I wish I had half the balls that you do.


Me too; I was bluffing.Tiger

No you weren't. At the very least you've always been consistant in your attitude towards theists.
"There ought to be a term that would designate those who actually follow the teachings of Jesus, since the word 'Christian' has been largely divorced from those teachings, and so polluted by fundamentalists that it has come to connote their polar opposite: intolerance, vindictive hatred, and bigotry." -- Philip Stater, Huffington Post

always working on cleaning my windows- me regarding Johari
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#46
RE: Great news for everyone
(March 14, 2012 at 12:46 am)aleialoura Wrote: But, but! I love Outback!

Holiness... oh, I'm totally holy. Wink

Angel Cloud

You have a restaurant chain called "Outback"???

How very.....something.

Does it have live redback spiders under the toilet seats?

Though I see they serve Fosters, which is quite funny because practically no-one in Australia drinks itBig Grin
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If you're not supposed to ride faster than your guardian angel can fly then mine had better get a bloody SR-71.
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#47
RE: Great news for everyone
They also serve "Aussie fries."
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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#48
RE: Great news for everyone
(March 14, 2012 at 7:30 am)Faith No More Wrote: They also serve "Aussie fries."

I saw that too and until today I had never heard of such a thing

Tongue
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If you're not supposed to ride faster than your guardian angel can fly then mine had better get a bloody SR-71.
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#49
RE: Great news for everyone
(March 13, 2012 at 11:23 pm)Saved Wrote: please don't be rude as it offends me.
Grow a pair of balls and stop whining.
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#50
RE: Great news for everyone
(March 14, 2012 at 8:18 am)Zen Badger Wrote:
(March 14, 2012 at 7:30 am)Faith No More Wrote: They also serve "Aussie fries."

I saw that too and until today I had never heard of such a thing

Tongue

I posted that completely assuming that it was just an American invention.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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