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Great news for everyone
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#51
RE: Great news for everyone
March 14, 2012 at 8:41 am
(March 14, 2012 at 12:10 am)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Go blow Jesus out your ass.

Seems like this dog did just that.

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#52
RE: Great news for everyone
March 14, 2012 at 10:55 am
Quote:But that's not all. Because you love him that means that when you die you will be resurrected to spend the rest of eternity in paradise where you can carry on worshipping him and loving him for ever. Isn't that fantastic?

I don't want to worship anything now, why the fuck do these idiots think I will be happy with an eternity of it?
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
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#53
RE: Great news for everyone
March 14, 2012 at 11:10 am
You can spend forever with people that made you gag when you were living! Isn't that just swell! And all you have to do is stop asking so many pesky questions and devote yourself completely to this invisible being, who would torture you eternally if you don't. And he just loves you so much. Gee willikers! Isn't that just the bees knees!
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#54
RE: Great news for everyone
March 14, 2012 at 11:34 am
(March 14, 2012 at 8:33 am)Faith No More Wrote:
(March 14, 2012 at 8:18 am)Zen Badger Wrote:
(March 14, 2012 at 7:30 am)Faith No More Wrote: They also serve "Aussie fries."

I saw that too and until today I had never heard of such a thing

Tongue

I posted that completely assuming that it was just an American invention.

I've always assumed that there is nothing authentically Australian about the place. Big Grin

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#55
RE: Great news for everyone
March 14, 2012 at 11:51 am
Worst great news ever..
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#56
RE: Great news for everyone
March 14, 2012 at 12:25 pm
I originally thought he was talking about that Dickhead, Santorum winning two primaries in Dickhead Central, USA.

Then I realized he was just another jesus freak shitting on the rug.
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#57
RE: Great news for everyone
March 14, 2012 at 12:34 pm
Good news more like a waste of 7 kb's of data, and least he can come here and learn about the grace of Reality
"Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful" - Edward Gibbon (Offen misattributed to Lucius Annaeus Seneca or Seneca the Younger) (Thanks to apophenia for the correction)
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Know more about the world than I knew yesterday and lessen the suffering of others. You'd be surprised how far that gets you' - Neil deGrasse Tyson
"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it." - Mark Twain
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#58
RE: Great news for everyone
March 14, 2012 at 3:06 pm
(March 14, 2012 at 11:51 am)Insanity x Wrote: Worst great news ever..

That's because you don't understand the message. Your eyes have been shut to the truth by the dark lord. But the good news is that Jesus loves you and is waiting for that 'spiritual' call from you and he always answers Big Grin
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#59
RE: Great news for everyone
March 14, 2012 at 3:15 pm
(March 14, 2012 at 3:06 pm)Saved Wrote: That's because you don't understand the message. Your eyes have been shut to the truth by the dark lord. But the good news is that Jesus loves you and is waiting for that 'spiritual' call from you and he always answers Big Grin

Nope I understand it pretty well. More than likely better than you. I studied it for long enough. Smile

The more you learn the more it smells like BS
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#60
RE: Great news for everyone
March 14, 2012 at 3:16 pm
(March 14, 2012 at 3:06 pm)Saved Wrote:
(March 14, 2012 at 11:51 am)Insanity x Wrote: Worst great news ever..

That's because you don't understand the message. Your eyes have been shut to the truth by the dark lord. But the good news is that Jesus loves you and is waiting for that 'spiritual' call from you and he always answers Big Grin

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