Kick in the nuts

[Doubting Thomas]

Women always say that giving birth is way more painful for them, than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.

Here is proof that they are wrong.

A year or two after giving birth, some women will say, "It would be nice to have another baby."

No matter how long after, you'll never hear a guy say, "I would like another kick in the nuts."

[Cyberman]

How very true!

Further: When a woman gives birth, she has a whole dispensary of drugs available to help with the pain. When a bloke gets kicked in the nuts, the best he gets is someone - usually a woman - saying something like "Oh grow up and be a man!"

[Oldandeasilyconfused]

the best he gets is someone - usually a woman - saying something like "Oh grow up and be a man!"

Yup; and if he is the company of other males,they all piss themselves laughing.


Last time it happened to me I was 12; lept onto my bike and missed the seat

For reasons passing all understanding,a lot of blokes (including me) find the cartoon below hilarious.

[Jackalope]

Women always say that giving birth is way more painful for them, than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.

Here is proof that they are wrong.

A year or two after giving birth, some women will say, "It would be nice to have another baby."

No matter how long after, you'll never hear a guy say, "I would like another kick in the nuts."

I dunno, there's guys into the BDSM scene who are willing to pay good money to get kicked in the nuts.

Not I.

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Pretty much obligatory in this thread...

[frankiej]

Tis a classic joke right there. Not heard it in aaagggeeees.