We have a new neighbor, a very attractive 20-something with a hot body who likes to work in her yard wearing a skimpy T-shirt and tight, very short shorts.
I watched as she got home from work the other evening, and was surprised when she walked across the street and up my driveway, then knocked on my door. I rushed to open it. She looks at me, and says, "I just got home, and I am so horny! I have this strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and make love all night long! Are you busy tonight?" I immediately replied, "Nope, I'm free... I have no plans at all!"
Then she said, "Good! In that case, could you watch my dog?"
MAN... IT'S NO FUN GETTING OLD!!!
I watched as she got home from work the other evening, and was surprised when she walked across the street and up my driveway, then knocked on my door. I rushed to open it. She looks at me, and says, "I just got home, and I am so horny! I have this strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and make love all night long! Are you busy tonight?" I immediately replied, "Nope, I'm free... I have no plans at all!"
Then she said, "Good! In that case, could you watch my dog?"
MAN... IT'S NO FUN GETTING OLD!!!
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.