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Man versus Goose
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 Quote:But the respite is only momentary as the pecker turns and launches a second attack at the man's face. I hate it when a pecker attacks my face.
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
I've been attacked by a goose before. They're some nasty ass bastards.
I have studied the Bible and the theology behind Christianity for many years. I have been to many churches. I have walked the depth and the breadth of the religion and, as a result of this, I have a lot of bullshit to scrape off the bottom of my shoes. ~Ziploc Surprise
Can they break you arm though? Or is a swan the most badass bird?
(March 28, 2012 at 12:12 pm)Chuff Wrote: Can they break you arm though? Or is a swan the most badass bird? I don't know. I never gave the nasty ass bastard the chance.
I have studied the Bible and the theology behind Christianity for many years. I have been to many churches. I have walked the depth and the breadth of the religion and, as a result of this, I have a lot of bullshit to scrape off the bottom of my shoes. ~Ziploc Surprise
 (March 28, 2012 at 11:28 am)Ziploc Surprise Wrote: I've been attacked by a goose before. They're some nasty ass bastards. I have not been attacked by one ,but I was goosed by a girlfriend once. Does that count? Had that been in the US, the dude would have pulled out his Saturday night special and shot the goose. 
I have both geese and swans in my backyard. They are both bastards, but swans take the cake. Going out in the boats requires an air horn, both because swans are dicks and my sister is terrified of them.
I saw a fight between 2 swans and about 50 geese the once. It was like witnessing world war 3.
Loons (the bird) are vicious little bastards. They get caught in one of my nets, and they won't let me get them out. Such a hassle.
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
 (March 28, 2012 at 11:28 am)Ziploc Surprise Wrote: I've been attacked by a goose before. They're some nasty ass bastards. I had one attack me at the end of a dock when I was fishing. I ended up having to kick the bastard into the water to escape. Not proud of that, but the damn bird left me no choice. |
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