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Shocking Blasphemy

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Shocking Blasphemy
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#21
RE: Shocking Blasphemy
April 2, 2012 at 7:14 pm
(April 2, 2012 at 12:27 am)YahwehIsTheWay Wrote: I'm not a troll. I'm the resident True Christian ™ of this forum.

I'm convinced.

I always thought G-C was just a wanker.
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RE: Shocking Blasphemy
April 2, 2012 at 7:20 pm
(April 2, 2012 at 7:12 pm)Aegrus Wrote: So, what? Are you admitting that you're parodying religion, or do you actually think that Landover Baptist Church is a real church?

I was role-playing again. Regardless, my parody is always structurally based and faithful to the source.
"You don't need facts when you got Jesus." -Pastor Deacon Fred, Landover Baptist Church

™: True Christian is a Trademark of the Landover Baptist Church. I have no affiliation with this fine group of True Christians ™ because I can't afford their tithing requirements but would like to be. Maybe someday the Lord will bless me with enough riches that I am able to. 

And for the lovers of Poe, here's your winking smiley:  Wink
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RE: Shocking Blasphemy
April 2, 2012 at 8:21 pm
(April 2, 2012 at 1:11 am)Stimbo Wrote: The witches of Discworld are not exactly known for selling themselves to anything. If organising atheists has been likened to herding cats, getting witches to do anything they weren't going to do anyway would probably be like trying to eat Mount Everest, using New York skyscrapers for chopsticks. Granny Weatherwax, for example, would probably make your Yazkinoth wish it'd never been born; while Nanny Ogg would probably make fun of its genitals in some earthy pub folk singing.

Just to clarify, my incorrect spelling of 'which' and 'witch' was deliberate. After nobody got the point of the lame joke (mocking the grammar of so many religious people we've seen here) I decided to clear that up.
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RE: Shocking Blasphemy
April 3, 2012 at 5:37 pm
No, I got it and enjoyed the wordplay. I didn't comment since I automatically assumed others also got it.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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Re: Shocking Blasphemy
April 12, 2012 at 5:26 am
Best thread ever...

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RE: Shocking Blasphemy
April 14, 2012 at 6:32 am
God dammit I love the Landover Baptist Church. I've probably mentioned that a few...dozen times.
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