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This Amuses Me
Zen Badger Offline
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RE: This Amuses Me
June 22, 2012 at 5:20 am
I work for Cummins, a company that specialises in diesel engines.

In the foyer is a big company banner proclaiming "I am Cummins"

Now, I can no longer have sex without yelling the company slogan.
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RE: This Amuses Me
June 22, 2012 at 8:03 am
(June 22, 2012 at 5:20 am)Zen Badger Wrote: I work for Cummins, a company that specialises in diesel engines.

In the foyer is a big company banner proclaiming "I am Cummins"

Now, I can no longer have sex without yelling the company slogan.

So THAT'S what you have been mumbling Confusedhock: all this time! Thinking
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RE: This Amuses Me
June 22, 2012 at 11:08 am
a fun(ny) pic to look at:
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must look hard to catch it and realize the types of stereotypes in west virginia (feel like i spoke too much and gave it away):
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they can land a rover on mars, yet they still have to stick a human finger up my ass to do a prostate exam?! - ricky gervais
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RE: This Amuses Me
June 25, 2012 at 11:51 pm
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RE: This Amuses Me
June 26, 2012 at 12:49 am (This post was last modified: June 26, 2012 at 12:50 am by Oldandeasilyconfused.)
I tried to eat corn dog oncet. 'twas at a real country fair*, in a place called Tiskilwa, Ill. If hadn't been for the beer, I probably would have thrown up. I was staying at the nearby metropolis of Princeton at the time

By 'real' I mean it had adults selling baseball cards for hundreds of dollars each, square dancing (with caller) and some of the worst shit masquerading as food I have ever tried to ingest.


Quote:Tiskilwa is a village in Bureau County, Illinois, United States. The population was 787 at the 2000 census. It is part of the Ottawa–Streator Micropolitan Statistical Area.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiskilwa,_Illinois



Quote:Princeton is a city in Bureau County, Illinois, United States. The population was 7,501 at the 2000 census. It is the county seat of Bureau County.[1]


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Princeton,_Illinois
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RE: This Amuses Me
June 27, 2012 at 4:34 pm
I dunno, looks legit to me.

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RE: This Amuses Me
June 27, 2012 at 4:36 pm
For all the admins:

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When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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RE: This Amuses Me
July 6, 2012 at 2:43 pm
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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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