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UNLEASH THE MADNESS!

Poll: Got much agro to vent?
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I haven't been angry in what feels like forever... I might even have forgotten what it feels like. Please don't hit my face with a frozen axe after pumping me full of testosterone to remind me.
36.36%
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I like to say I don't get angry, and then surprise my daughter when she tells me she's pregnant. Only kick a puppy every few weeks.
9.09%
 1 9.09%
I'm moderately pissed off, and I'm gonna freaking tell you why!
0%
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@$&*#RAGGLEFRAGGL#@#*($WQBFBUFWQBFWQBQFWBBFW@#$*@!&^QB:WQFBWQFWQQWFVIUFQg89(I@^&@#FLIUEBFQUIEWBFIUAVFAVSF11!!!!!!111!!1111111111
54.55%
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UNLEASH THE MADNESS!
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#21
RE: UNLEASH THE MADNESS!
July 6, 2012 at 12:57 pm
(July 6, 2012 at 12:55 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote:
(July 5, 2012 at 9:53 pm)Annik Wrote: UTERUS. IF FEELS LIKE THERE ARE EVIL GNOMES PUNCHING ME IN THE UTERUS. REPEATEDLY.

What you dont believe in Fanny gnomes!Wink Shades

Please. Send chocolate.
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RE: UNLEASH THE MADNESS!
July 6, 2012 at 1:07 pm
The only chocolate I have is ear marked for my sister for her FORTY SIXTH birthday. It was extradinarily expensive and coming from hotel chocolate. My sister has expensive tastes.

So sorry.

Have an internet hug.

Try a hot water bottle on the effected area its what my wife used to do.



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.




 








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RE: UNLEASH THE MADNESS!
July 6, 2012 at 1:09 pm
I don't have any. I have only pain and suffering. Lol, I'll live. It's not like I don't do this every month. XD
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#24
RE: UNLEASH THE MADNESS!
July 6, 2012 at 2:01 pm
(July 6, 2012 at 11:27 am)Annik Wrote: I woke up today and I don't feel any better. >[ I need to regulate that shit.

Smoke moar weed.
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RE: UNLEASH THE MADNESS!
July 6, 2012 at 2:39 pm
(July 6, 2012 at 2:01 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(July 6, 2012 at 11:27 am)Annik Wrote: I woke up today and I don't feel any better. >[ I need to regulate that shit.

Smoke moar weed.

I so would, but there is a chance I will have to go to work later, so I need to be responsible! And then, afterword, I will be in a green paradise.
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RE: UNLEASH THE MADNESS!
July 6, 2012 at 2:41 pm
FUCK THE ENTIRE FUCKING COUNTRY; THIS NATION IS FULL OF A BUNCH OF HALF-WITTED REDNECK IDIOTS WHO GENUINELY BELIEVE THE EARTH IS ONLY A FEW THOUSAND YEARS OLD AND IS POPULATED BY PEOPLE WHO GENUINELY BELIEVE HOMOSEXUALS, WOMEN, ATHEISTS, AND NON-WHITES SHOULD ALL BE CONSIDERED SECOND-CLASS CITIZENS IF THEY SHOULD BE CONSIDERED CITIZENS IN A FUCKING COUNTRY FOUNDED ON THE PRINCIPLES OF EQUALITY FOR EVERY HUMAN BEING!!

FUCK MY GRANDMOTHER, THAT SPITEFUL, VILE, CANCEROUS PIECE OF ASS-DECAY, FOR ABANDONING ME AND MY BROTHERS ON THE FUCKING STREETS WHEN I WAS THREE GOD-DAMN YEARS OLD, FUCK HER FOR MAKING MY EIGHT YEAR OLD BROTHER CARE FOR ME AND MY FIVE YEAR OLD OLDER BROTHER IN THE MIDDLE OF ONE OF THE COLDEST WINTERS THE STATE HAD EVER EXPERIENCED IN THE MIDDLE OF GOD-DAMN FEBRUARY WHEN IT WAS COLDEST!! FUCK HER FOR TAKING THE DEATH BENEFITS MONEY THAT WAS MEANT FOR US AND BLOWING ALMOST EVERY FUCKING PENNY IN LAS VEGAS BECAUSE THAT DRIED UP OLD LOAD OF PUS-FILLED SHITBAG COULDN'T GET OVER HER FUCKING GAMBLING ADDICTIONS!!

FUCK THE REPUBLICAN HOUSE AND SENATE WHO SLASHED BUDGETS ON THE SOCIAL SYSTEM, THUS FUCKING OVER THE FOSTER CARE SYSTEM AND SOCIAL WORKERS, THUS LEADING ME TO BEING ASSAULTED, ABUSED, RAPED, BEATEN, STARVED, NEGLECTED, AND EVEN MUTILATED MY ENTIRE FUCKING CHILDHOOD BECAUSE THE FOSTER CARE SYSTEM COULDN'T AFFORD TO SPEND THE TIME OR MONEY ON BACKGROUND CHECKS!!

FUCK EVERY SINGLE LAST IGNORANT STUPID FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT FUDGEPACKING SHITLICKER IN A GANG IN THE STREETS OF DETROIT AND ESPECIALLY FUCK THE SEWAGE SUCKING DOG-FUCKERS WHO SHOT MY GIRLFRIEND TO DEATH RIGHT NEXT TO ME!

FUCK THE HEROIN DEALERS FOR PUSHING THE SHIT ON ME WHILE I WAS AT MY WEAKEST! FUCK THE COCAINE DEALERS FOR DOING THE SAME FUCKING THING! Thank the weed dealers for providing me with something that would greatly ease the urge to retox after I detoxed. FUCK THE GUY WHO RAPED MY NEXT GIRLFRIEND; MY ONLY REGRET IS THAT MY KNIFE MISSED YOUR HEART YOU PIECE OF SHIT!! FUCK THE COPS FOR PROSECUTING ME FOR ASSAULT WITH A DEADLY WEAPON BUT NEVER PURSUED THE CASE AGAINST HIM FOR RAPE OF A MINOR!! Thank the judge who was kind enough to be lenient and only give me community service. FUCK THE SCHOOL SYSTEMS FOR FUCKING MY ENTIRE LIFE OVER BECAUSE EVERY TIME I TRANSFERRED THEY WOULD LOSE ALL MY FUCKING INFORMATION!! FUCK EVERY LAST PIECE OF SHIT WHO HAS STEPPED ON ME, PISSED ON ME, OR BROKEN SOME PART OF ME!! I'LL FUCKING FIND YOU ALL AND GUT YOU LIKE FISHES AND HANG YOU FROM YOUR OWN ENTRAILS FROM A TREE ON MY FRONT LAWN SO EVERY MOTHERFUCKER WHO SEES IT WILL KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU PUSH SOMEONE TOO FUCKING FAR!!!

*deep breath*

...That felt...really...really good. <3
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RE: UNLEASH THE MADNESS!
July 7, 2012 at 4:52 am




I don't get mad.

I don't get even.

I calmly analyze the situation to determine the estimated personal cost to me in order to rip the person's lungs out.

Then I make a subjective comparison between that cost, and the pleasure I will feel to have their warm blood running down my arms, cascading onto my hips, curving round the tumescence of my belly, and curving inward to tickle the inside of my thighs as it continues its downward descent along the inside of my shins to where it collects in a purplish red pool at my feet.

It's a simple question of economics.





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RE: UNLEASH THE MADNESS!
July 7, 2012 at 1:52 pm (This post was last modified: July 7, 2012 at 1:57 pm by Violet.)
(July 6, 2012 at 12:57 pm)Annik Wrote: Please. Send chocolate.

At this amount of panic I strongly consider it... I could get it there in an hour if I ordered it somewhere in your town and had it shipped to you (oh wait, post office doesn't work saturday... you're screwed honey.)
(July 6, 2012 at 1:09 pm)Annik Wrote: I don't have any. I have only pain and suffering. Lol, I'll live. It's not like I don't do this every month. XD

* Violet gives the Annik a hug.
(July 6, 2012 at 2:41 pm)Creed of Heresy Wrote: *deep breath*

...That felt...really...really good. <3

I'm glad it helped someone. Tiger
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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