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Apparently mermaids dont exist.

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Apparently mermaids dont exist.
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RE: Apparently mermaids dont exist.
July 5, 2012 at 1:34 pm
you guys are all dumb twits. mermaids do exist! i saw one with my own eyes, the very first time i ever took a girl to the movies in 1984, i saw this documentary called Splash. they said she called herself Darryl Hanna in real life - i ain't buyin it tho.
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RE: Apparently mermaids dont exist.
July 5, 2012 at 1:38 pm
Glad that's cleared up, I guess?
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RE: Apparently mermaids dont exist.
July 5, 2012 at 3:33 pm
Mermaids are a ridiculous notion. Only a simple child could believe in such a silly thing.
However, THESE photos are depictions of TRUE events. Thank you Lord! ...

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.... but yeah ........... mermaids are just unbelievable. [Image: Cherna-facepalm.gif]
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RE: Apparently mermaids dont exist.
July 5, 2012 at 3:50 pm
LIES.
Its a government cover-up to prevent us from mating with the fish people to create a mutant hybrid that will rule the land and the sea.
"That is not dead which can eternal lie and with strange aeons even death may die." 
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RE: Apparently mermaids dont exist.
July 5, 2012 at 11:13 pm
I've waited my entire life for a hummer from Ariel, and now this shit? My life has been wasted.
"In our youth, we lacked the maturity, the decency to create gods better than ourselves so that we might have something to aspire to. Instead we are left with a host of deities who were violent, narcissistic, vengeful bullies who reflected our own values. Our gods could have been anything we could imagine, and all we were capable of manifesting were gods who shared the worst of our natures."-Me

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RE: Apparently mermaids dont exist.
July 5, 2012 at 11:18 pm
(July 3, 2012 at 2:14 pm)Chuck Wrote: Mermaids never interested me because they can't open their legs.

Poor soul. Your sexual fantasies are at best unimaginative.
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RE: Apparently mermaids dont exist.
July 6, 2012 at 12:46 am
The government says there is no such thing as mermaids?
Dammit, now I can't be sure that there is no such thing as mermaids!

Also, reverse mermaids? (think red dwarf)
You've thought about it, you've seen it, you can't un see it.
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