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what if there coma day

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what if there coma day
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what if there coma day
July 19, 2012 at 1:58 am
what if there coma day where you are left with the only option of coming before me to plead for mercy? will that make you contrite? will that make you humble before me? will I laugh at you and discard you like garbage?
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RE: what if there coma day
July 19, 2012 at 2:14 am
Quote:what if there coma day

I'll take the coma.
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RE: what if there coma day
July 19, 2012 at 2:15 am
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RE: what if there coma day
July 19, 2012 at 2:41 am
(July 19, 2012 at 2:15 am)Rayaan Wrote: [Image: Nobody-cares-baby....jpg]

yup, i'm fucking crazy anyway.

Wink Shades
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RE: what if there coma day
July 19, 2012 at 2:51 am
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RE: what if there coma day
July 19, 2012 at 5:01 am
(July 19, 2012 at 1:58 am)Stevie Wrote: what if there coma day where you are left with the only option of coming before me to plead for mercy? will that make you contrite? will that make you humble before me? will I laugh at you and discard you like garbage?

Are you off your meds again or simply drunk/stoned?

In any case,you're getting really boring. Wink Shades
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RE: what if there coma day
July 19, 2012 at 6:24 am
(July 19, 2012 at 1:58 am)Stevie Wrote: will I laugh at you and discard you like garbage?

Stevie would never do that...
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RE: what if there coma day
July 19, 2012 at 7:12 am
There once was a dude named Stevie,
Who fancied himself a deity.
He quit with his meds,
Started posting threads.
Nobody said detox was easy.
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RE: what if there coma day
July 19, 2012 at 7:17 am
(July 19, 2012 at 6:24 am)Napoleon Wrote:
(July 19, 2012 at 1:58 am)Stevie Wrote: will I laugh at you and discard you like garbage?

Stevie would never do that...

ya know me too well awlreddy.Worship
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RE: what if there coma day
July 19, 2012 at 7:41 am
(July 19, 2012 at 1:58 am)Stevie Wrote: what if there coma day where you are left with the only option of coming before me to plead for mercy? will that make you contrite? will that make you humble before me? will I laugh at you and discard you like garbage?

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