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Good Riddance
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Another lying fuck bites the dust.
http://apnews.excite.com/article/2012090...QQFG2.html Quote:Unification Church founder Rev. Moon dies at 92 
I forget who first said this, so feel free to attribute it to me if you like, but there is a theory that religious leaders and preachers like this get to live such long lives is because 'God' wants to put off having to have the gits under his feet for as long as possible.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
Well, so much for being the messiah, completing Jesus' unfinished work, as he says.
Such things are actually not new. In East Asia, such movements inspired by Christianity were known to cause rebellions, one such famous rebellion being directed against the Manchu Qing Dynasty, with the rebels letting their hair grow long, unlike the Qing who enforced the queue hairstyle. ![[Image: trkdevletbayraklar.jpg]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=i128.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fp161%2Fazmhyr%2Ftrkdevletbayraklar.jpg) Üze Tengri basmasar, asra Yir telinmeser, Türük bodun ilingin törüngin kim artatı udaçı erti? (September 2, 2012 at 4:24 pm)Stimbo Wrote: I forget who first said this, so feel free to attribute it to me if you like, but there is a theory that religious leaders and preachers like this get to live such long lives is because 'God' wants to put off having to have the gits under his feet for as long as possible. Joseph Smith was shot dead at 39. Guess "god" wanted to collect morons....um, mormons. (September 2, 2012 at 6:56 pm)Minimalist Wrote:(September 2, 2012 at 4:24 pm)Stimbo Wrote: I forget who first said this, so feel free to attribute it to me if you like, but there is a theory that religious leaders and preachers like this get to live such long lives is because 'God' wants to put off having to have the gits under his feet for as long as possible. I believe it was due to his polygamist practices(that stemmed from his heretical teachings), yes? Üze Tengri basmasar, asra Yir telinmeser, Türük bodun ilingin törüngin kim artatı udaçı erti?
He was killed during a power struggle. All churches are ultimately about "power" you know.
(September 2, 2012 at 9:43 pm)Minimalist Wrote: He was killed during a power struggle. All churches are ultimately about "power" you know. Looks like churches are a lot like businesses. After a time the founder is fired by the board of executives. Üze Tengri basmasar, asra Yir telinmeser, Türük bodun ilingin törüngin kim artatı udaçı erti? 
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Most? I would hazard ALL religions/ "Churches" are businesses and hence should be taxed!
"The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
I think there are a few left that neither tithe nor solicit donations, Kichi, but I agree with you.
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