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Things to say during sex
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#61
RE: Things to say during sex
December 5, 2012 at 6:24 pm
man I really wish we had some kind of rule about translating these remarks back into ENGLISH.


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RE: Things to say during sex
December 5, 2012 at 6:55 pm



Hanashite, yo! Rezu, ne?!
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RE: Things to say during sex
December 5, 2012 at 9:24 pm (This post was last modified: December 5, 2012 at 9:31 pm by Something completely different.)
Very recent cause of laughter:

"Es ist mir scheißegal wenn dir der Busch dort unten nicht gefällt!" "Du solltest jetzt besser deine Zunge benutzen!"

"I dont care if you dont like the bush down there!" "You`d better use your tongue now!"

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RE: Things to say during sex
December 5, 2012 at 9:39 pm
tl;dr (so sorry if I repost.. Big Grin)

"It's that your appendix peeping out, or is it your penis?"
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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RE: Things to say during sex
December 6, 2012 at 4:55 am (This post was last modified: December 6, 2012 at 4:56 am by Tea Earl Grey Hot.)
(December 5, 2012 at 5:49 pm)LastPoet Wrote: I will keep Starcraft and Brood war in my heart, along Diablo and diablo 2. After that, I decided that blizzard turned into a milking corporation, Fuck them. To think I've actually thought they had some kind of ethics Sad

Awfully odd thing to say during sex.

[edit] oh, crap. Just saw this was a part of a discussion. Thought it was a joke.
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RE: Things to say during sex
December 6, 2012 at 11:43 am
For the Skyrim fans:

When you're about to climax:

"FUS ROH DAHHHHHH!!!!!!!"
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RE: Things to say during sex
December 6, 2012 at 12:27 pm
"Can we turn off the lights?" or "Is it in?"
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RE: Things to say during sex
December 6, 2012 at 1:39 pm
(December 6, 2012 at 12:27 pm)Great Ape Wrote: "Can we turn off the lights?" or "Is it in?"

I think that's been said every time I've had sex...
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RE: Things to say during sex
December 6, 2012 at 2:27 pm
(December 6, 2012 at 1:39 pm)Napoléon Wrote:
(December 6, 2012 at 12:27 pm)Great Ape Wrote: "Can we turn off the lights?" or "Is it in?"

I think that's been said every time I've had sex...

hahahahaha, I'm very sorry to hear that.
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RE: Things to say during sex
December 6, 2012 at 2:54 pm
"Hey, I found my car keys!"
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