Prank Calls

[Reforged]

Figured it was time someone made a thread devoted to the art form that is the prank call. When done correctly it can produce both immense anguish for the victim and exquisite pleasure for those witnessing it.

This one used a sound board of Billy Mays. I'm always baffled by people stupid enough to fall for these. I mean how could you not hear this and instantly think "Hang on, hes saying the same thing over and over. Wheres that music coming from? Huh, weird."
I hope you don't consider me too harsh when I say this woman should seriously consider getting her tubes tied so her melon headed offspring don't pollute the world. I'm not saying that people below a certain intellect shouldn't be allowed to reproduce. I'm just heavily implying it.
Enjoy.

[Ben Davis]

My favourite prank call when I was 10:

Me: Hello, may I speak to Mr Walls, please?
Victim: "Er... Mr Walls doesn't live here. I think you've got the wrong number."
Me: Oh, then may I speak to Mrs Walls, please?
Victim: "There's no Mrs Walls either. Like I said, you've got the wrong number."
Me: "Oh, so there are no Walls in your house?"
Victim: "No"
Me "SO HOW DOES YOUR ROOF STAY UP THEN?!?!!1!!"

*hilarity ensues

[frankiej]

I like the old:

"Hello, may I ask if your refrigerator is running?"

"Yes"

"THEN YOU BETTER GO CATCH IT!"

[festive1]

If my kids ever prank call people... They better do so without getting caught, then if I find out I can be proud of their tech-savvy ways instead of having to chastise them for pranking people.

[Ben Davis]

If my kids ever prank call people... They better do so without getting caught, then if I find out I can be proud of their tech-savvy ways instead of having to chastise them for pranking people.

Awww, Festive... Don't chastise them, join them!!

[Reforged]

If my kids ever prank call people... They better do so without getting caught, then if I find out I can be proud of their tech-savvy ways instead of having to chastise them for pranking people.

Depends. If the prank call is actually clever and funny then don't punish them. If their prank calls aren't funny start to beat them with a curtain rod until they start being funnier. Motivate them.
Thats what I do and it seems to of worked. Just don't do it infront of strangers, most don't seem to get the elegance behind it. Once had someone witness this technique, accuse me of child cruelty and threaten to report me.
Political correctness gone mad.

[Napoléon]

Fonejacker barrage incoming

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LA3zhzT1wDo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyaU95yFkZQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmIiJRlHd...re=related

And these are two of my other favourites:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rUKQSeYlhQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLm2FyvDF...re=related

[Cinjin]

I like the old:

"Hello, may I ask if your refrigerator is running?"
"Yes"
"THEN YOU BETTER GO CATCH IT!"

Oh frankie, my fellow zombie enthusiast, I almost had to take a REP Point away for this. Just awful man. and the fact that you said you like it -- just awful! I trusted you - you bastard. You're better than that!!!



I know third graders that wouldn't be caught dead saying that one.

[Jackalope]

Oh frankie, my fellow zombie enthusiast, I almost had to take a REP Point away for this. Just awful man. and the fact that you said you like it -- just awful! I trusted you - you bastard. You're better than that!!!

At least nobody trotted out the tired old 'Prince Albert in a can' gag.

Oh fuck, now I went and did it.

[jonb]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cUSrZLD8...ure=relmfu
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=end...VAK70&NR=1