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Hi, I'm Bob.

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Hi, I'm Bob.
GirlyMan Offline
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Hi, I'm Bob.
October 5, 2012 at 3:54 pm
Hi, I'm Bob and I am a GirlyMan.

My fellas went into early retirement about 5 years ago now. They just said "Fuck it, no more testosterone for you Girly." Fortunately, technology has provided me with Androgel so I don't miss them. It's better this way. Now I can manipulate my sex hormones any which way I please. If the situation calls for me to have the testosterone levels and passiveness of a prepubescent little girl, hey no problem I just skip a few days. If the situation calls for me to have the testosterone levels and irrational aggressiveness of a teenage boy, hey no problem I just double my dose.

Guess, that's about it.

Oh, and any promise of a postmortem preservation of identity is utter and complete bullshit. Not only is it not tenable or even reasonable, it is unimaginable.
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RE: Hi, I'm Bob.
October 5, 2012 at 3:56 pm
You'll fit right in.
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RE: Hi, I'm Bob.
October 5, 2012 at 3:57 pm
Welcome Bob! You get bored over at FF?
Save a life. Adopt a greyhound.
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RE: Hi, I'm Bob.
October 5, 2012 at 3:58 pm
Welcome.
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RE: Hi, I'm Bob.
October 5, 2012 at 3:58 pm
Much of that just wooshed above my head, are you speaking in code?

In any way, Welcome
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RE: Hi, I'm Bob.
October 5, 2012 at 4:31 pm
Hi and welcome to AF! ^_^
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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RE: Hi, I'm Bob.
October 5, 2012 at 4:34 pm
If you take too much do you morph into a hybrid of the incredible hulk and Chuck Norris?
"That is not dead which can eternal lie and with strange aeons even death may die." 
- Abdul Alhazred.
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RE: Hi, I'm Bob.
October 5, 2012 at 4:49 pm
(October 5, 2012 at 3:58 pm)LastPoet Wrote: Much of that just wooshed above my head, are you speaking in code?

In any way, Welcome

Mostly, it's GirlyCode.

Oh, and I'm looking forward to him posting photos of himself in the appropriate thread... which will then become an inappropriate thread.

Big Grin

Welcome again, Girly.
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RE: Hi, I'm Bob.
October 5, 2012 at 4:50 pm
Hey Girly.

Maybe you could share your fundoshi pics in Area 69? Angel
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RE: Hi, I'm Bob.
October 5, 2012 at 5:03 pm
Hello!
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