Hello

[Something completely different]

sooooo what`s worse in your opinion, the Saudi Salafists or the Iranian Ajatolah?
I think both are cunts and if it wasn`t for the oil, Saudi Arabia wouldn`t be that much better off than Iran.

[jonb]

Hello Cane, I have not been able to find an Iraqi comic turn, in seems so far its the Iranians that have cornered that market in britain, which is strange because, I have been told Iraqis have a wicked sense of humour, welcome nice to have you around.

[Kane]

sooooo what`s worse in your opinion, the Saudi Salafists or the Iranian Ajatolah?
I think both are cunts and if it wasn`t for the oil, Saudi Arabia wouldn`t be that much better off than Iran.

It's the same coin my friend

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Hello Cane, I have not been able to find an Iraqi comic turn, in seems so far its the Iranians that have cornered that market in britain, which is strange because, I have been told Iraqis have a wicked sense of humour, welcome nice to have you around.

Most of them don't ... but not me

Iraqis don't the joke if it was about their families mostly

and so on

thanks for welcoming me

[jonb]

The only two Iraqi jokes I know are-

An old man on the bus with his son noticed his son looking at a girl, so to bring his sons attention back to other things poked him and said 'God is great', and everybody ran screaming from the bus.

Or the old poor Afghan man who had lost everything and was living in squalor who woke up suddenly, and turned to his wife and said-
'Oh thank god, I dreamed I was in Iraq.'

[Kane]

The only two Iraqi jokes I know are-

An old man on the bus with his son noticed his son looking at a girl, so to bring his sons attention back to other things poked him and said 'God is great', and everybody ran screaming from the bus.

Or the old poor Afghan man who had lost everything and was living in squalor who woke up suddenly, and turned to his wife and said-
'Oh thank god, I dreamed I was in Iraq.'

I have lots of jokes .. but it lose it sense in translation

here's one for you :

a little boy crying
his granpa : what's wrong ?
the kid : my bike has been stolen !
granpa : do you know who did it ?
the kid : I'm sure It's mom and dad !! I've heard them talking yesterday and mom was saying : take a ride before the kid wake up )

[Rayaan]

Welcome, Kane from Iraq.

Stick around.

[Kane]

Thanks Rayaan

I'll try

[Angrboda]

Hello Cane, I have not been able to find an Iraqi comic turn, in seems so far its the Iranians that have cornered that market in britain, which is strange because, I have been told Iraqis have a wicked sense of humour, welcome nice to have you around.

[jonb]

[Kane]