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What do you do in Heaven?
#51
RE: What do you do in Heaven?
(November 8, 2012 at 7:06 pm)Godschild Wrote: I do not relegate anyone to eternal punishment, the choice lies in you it's all about what you want, eternal life or eternal punishment. I do not believe in a firey hell, it will be even worse. A place that is dark, where you are alone yet can hear the anguish of others, where nothing but hate will be your only companion, no one to console you, no fire just evil.

I'm not going to make the observation about what your other hand was doing while you were typing this fantasy, I shall merely leave that hanging. As indeed you probably did (sorry, I know what I said but I just couldn't resist). I simply wanted to point out that I for one am under no obligations to any figments of your febrile imagination. If any part of what you wrote there feeds into your delusions of superiority, makes you feel special beyond the more prosaic and apposite use of the term, then by all means fill your boots. Whatever turns you on and doesn't frighten the horses, as they say. All I request is that you leave me out of it.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#52
RE: What do you do in Heaven?
(November 8, 2012 at 10:54 pm)Reasonable_Jeff Wrote: Heaven currently contains the souls of the saved. That party would be brought down here to Earth when all is said and done.

After your boy clears out all the riff-raff, eh?
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#53
RE: What do you do in Heaven?
[Image: RiffRaff.jpg]
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#54
RE: What do you do in Heaven?
I wouldn't know. I have no business in heaven.
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#55
RE: What do you do in Heaven?
(November 6, 2012 at 10:17 pm)Stimbo Wrote: What do all of you who are 'saved'[---]Incidentally, the corollary question doesn't really apply, since we hellbound heathens apparently have a full itinerary mapped out for our eternities; what with all that torture and fire and hanging out with history's great thinkers.

I'm gonna drink like a skunk with all my favorite persons that I knew on this planet Big Grin
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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