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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
February 25, 2014 at 8:04 pm
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I Demand to be include in the Hall of wit and Epicness or else I will
release these 4 crazy dudez
and then i'm gonna make a RIOT
and kill whoever was responsible for this
and the one responsible for this will just stay hanging there
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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
February 25, 2014 at 8:07 pm
This is not the way.
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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
February 25, 2014 at 8:23 pm
Smilies are always the way!
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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
February 25, 2014 at 8:30 pm
(February 25, 2014 at 8:23 pm)fr0d0 Wrote: Smilies are always the way!
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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
March 2, 2014 at 10:44 pm
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There have just been so many posts which I've found witty lately.
Here's the one I like best for the quality of the writing.
RE: Guys. Would You? Could You???
Would you, could you, in a box? Would you, could you, with a fox?
No I would not could not, in a box. I would not, could not, with a fox.
I do not like ugly people. I do not like them, Minimalist.
For all you do, this nomination is for you (Chad32).
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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
March 28, 2014 at 7:27 pm
(This post was last modified: March 28, 2014 at 7:27 pm by Mystical.)
Epic
thatoneguyyouknow Wrote:Oh, god no. I'm only really cocky about things that I can back up. I have a big dick and a high IQ. Both of which I can prove. I always tend to focus on the positive things, so why would I mope because I'm short when I can smile because I'm taller laying down?
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If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!
Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.
Dead wrong. The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.
Quote:Some people deserve hell.
I say again: No exceptions. Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it. As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.
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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
March 28, 2014 at 9:10 pm
This.
funny.
Epic.
funny.
MisterAgenda Wrote: (March 27, 2014 at 10:22 am)Thunder Cunt Wrote: Also, when I bite into a strawberry it seems like that strawberry was designed to delight tastebuds.
Touche'. The strawberry is a hybrid first grown in the 1750s, so it was designed by artificial selection to delight tastebuds.
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!
Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.
Dead wrong. The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.
Quote:Some people deserve hell.
I say again: No exceptions. Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it. As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.
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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
April 5, 2014 at 10:55 pm
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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
April 6, 2014 at 11:43 am
See Marsellus, just nominate yourself 
I am a David believer now! Amen brother!
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!
Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.
Dead wrong. The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.
Quote:Some people deserve hell.
I say again: No exceptions. Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it. As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.
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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
April 6, 2014 at 11:24 pm
(April 6, 2014 at 11:43 am)Luckie Wrote: See Marsellus, just nominate yourself
Hey, that post even made me laugh when I re-read it. 
..and it's a hell of a lot better than half the shit already posted in this thread.
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