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Hall of wit and epicness.
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 RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
June 4, 2015 at 6:08 am
(This post was last modified: June 4, 2015 at 6:11 am by Alex K.)
(June 4, 2015 at 6:03 am)Neimenovic Wrote: uhhh. .....blah blah blah, 2nd law of thermodynamics, blah blah blah, gods grace, something something why are there still monkeys?! Good first draft, now if you'd expand the blah blah with concrete bloviations and blathering, and add a dose of condescension, we're almost there. I'm missing the vibe of modest superiority, the moral high ground.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
uhhh....bbbbbut if you're wrong, you go to hell!!
The force permeates all living creatures... and, when you die, you become one with the force. Even if you were a bit naughty as a living being. Case study: Darth Vader.
(June 4, 2015 at 6:35 am)pocaracas Wrote: The force permeates all living creatures... and, when you die, you become one with the force. Even if you were a bit naughty as a living being. Case study: Darth Vader. That was a last minute death bedstar conversion
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
 (June 4, 2015 at 6:01 am)Stimbo Wrote: You realise I'm going to go balls out to prove god exists now, don't you, after an invitation like that? Losty, when are you free? Stim wants to flesh out a couple of theories with you! He's actually doing us a favour, so if you can help out, that would be great! We're going to put to bed our most important controversy plaguing this site. We need to know if vertical rock crushing is the "thing" or horizontal (space permitting). We appreciate your assistance in this matter.(1) (1) Satisfaction is not guaranteed or implied, no further correspondence shall be entered into.
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.  (June 4, 2015 at 4:36 am)Neimenovic Wrote: I'm too dumb to play smart igs, they can tell right away -_- I know you are really just mocking us, as people did not know what your equation was. You just pretend to be dumb, throwing things out there, and seeing everyone stumble and fail, so you can laugh at us. You don't bother trying to explain things to us, because it would be like one of us trying to explain things to our cat. "A wise man ... proportions his belief to the evidence." — David Hume, An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding, Section X, Part I.
Say what now?
C'mon Mr Hawkin. You think we didn't know. We made you feel like one of the boys, you know, to hang with us..
Next time, if it helps, please keep your answers short, we'd hate for you to choke on your pencil whilst typing ...because we care! that's what atheists do... catch!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear. "A wise man ... proportions his belief to the evidence." — David Hume, An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding, Section X, Part I.
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