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Should We F**k God, any god, goddess, guru, swami, or spiritual authority?

Poll: Should We F**k God, any god, goddess, guru, swami, or spiritual authority?
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I don't know what the hell you're talking about.
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Should We F**k God, any god, goddess, guru, swami, or spiritual authority?
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#11
RE: Should We F**k God, any god, goddess, guru, swami, or spiritual authority?
December 8, 2012 at 2:10 pm
Should We F**k

Don't use asterisks, doc. Say what you mean.

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RE: Should We F**k God, any god, goddess, guru, swami, or spiritual authority?
December 8, 2012 at 2:23 pm (This post was last modified: December 8, 2012 at 2:25 pm by Angrboda.)



He left off the option for "Creating introductory threads like this make it obvious that I'm either an attention whoring little cunt or a drive by troll". Checked.


(This doesn't belong in the introduction section, and I'm happy to self-consciously break the new rule in this case. Mods, Whip me! Beat me! Call me Susan!)



(Oh, and yes, for what it's worth, I did in fact wake up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.)
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#13
RE: Should We F**k God, any god, goddess, guru, swami, or spiritual authority?
December 8, 2012 at 8:57 pm
Kinky.

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RE: Should We F**k God, any god, goddess, guru, swami, or spiritual authority?
December 9, 2012 at 2:52 am (This post was last modified: December 9, 2012 at 2:53 am by Forsaken.)
In India, its easy to become a doctor after graduating from nursery school. Fake certificate sell like crazy in the black market. Looks like our drive-by "retired" doctor was one of them.
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December 9, 2012 at 3:57 am
(December 8, 2012 at 2:23 pm)apophenia Wrote: Mods, Whip me! Beat me! Call me Susan!

Susan.. [Image: whip.gif]

There, consider yourself reprimanded. Though, since this thread have been moved from the Intro forum, I'm not going to be too strict. Tongue
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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RE: Should We F**k God, any god, goddess, guru, swami, or spiritual authority?
December 9, 2012 at 6:00 am
Welcome to the real world Doc.

Yeah we notice that these so called "chosen leaders" (insert whatever religion you care to name here) are all too ready to "sacrifice their followers all for profit.
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RE: Should We F**k God, any god, goddess, guru, swami, or spiritual authority?
January 6, 2013 at 6:57 pm
Well, seeing as how any God, Goddess or otherwise deity is just a creation of my own mind and having sex with my own mind sounds a lot like mastrubation, yeah, I think a lot more people should jack off.

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January 6, 2013 at 7:47 pm
Masturbating to god, at least there's no victim.
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January 7, 2013 at 12:29 pm (This post was last modified: January 7, 2013 at 12:33 pm by Violet.)
Yes, because sex with ancient and powerful beings is an experience to remember, should you survive it.
(December 9, 2012 at 3:57 am)Kayenneh Wrote: There, consider yourself reprimanded. Though, since this thread have been moved from the Intro forum, I'm not going to be too strict. Tongue

May I be reprimanded somewhere where you can be more strict? Blush
(December 8, 2012 at 1:52 pm)Faith No More Wrote: How do you fuck an imaginary being?

Is that your way of telling me I should go fuck myself? Sad
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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RE: Should We F**k God, any god, goddess, guru, swami, or spiritual authority?
January 7, 2013 at 2:12 pm
Word on the street is that God's a slut, having relationships with everybody and the source of all genital warts.
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