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I think I'm onto somthing!

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I think I'm onto somthing!
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RE: I think I'm onto somthing!
January 18, 2013 at 10:32 pm
(January 18, 2013 at 10:26 pm)Insanity x Wrote: For some reason everyone listens to this crazy old bastard.

Because the cardinals see the pope like this:
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Senile persons don't tug the strings..


When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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RE: I think I'm onto somthing!
January 18, 2013 at 10:38 pm
(January 18, 2013 at 10:32 pm)Kayenneh Wrote:


Thats got to hurt. The first couple of times... He probably enjoys it now. At least they are keeping a eye on the health of his prostate..
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RE: I think I'm onto somthing!
January 18, 2013 at 10:39 pm
And he won't be having trouble moving his bowels as so many elderly do.. Big Grin
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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RE: I think I'm onto somthing!
January 18, 2013 at 10:40 pm
(January 18, 2013 at 10:39 pm)Kayenneh Wrote: And he won't be having trouble moving his bowels as so many elderly do.. Big Grin

Lmao, who knew talking about the popes ass would bring such joy to the world? XD
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RE: I think I'm onto somthing!
January 18, 2013 at 10:42 pm
Seeing that it's the organ he mostly talks out of, I'm not surprised Big Grin
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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January 19, 2013 at 4:04 am
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January 20, 2013 at 1:13 am
(January 18, 2013 at 10:24 pm)Zen Badger Wrote: Like homicidal personalities????

I married one.....

(I'm so gonna pay for that one Tongue )

Can't leave you alone for ONE Day! Hmph






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