RE: HELLO PUNY HUMANS. HOW IS YOUR PUNY DAY?!?!?!
January 22, 2013 at 3:02 pm
(This post was last modified: January 22, 2013 at 3:07 pm by Violet.)
(January 22, 2013 at 10:28 am)Farroc Wrote: HELLO PUNY HUMANS! THIS IS A WARNING THAT IN ONE SPACE WEEK(AN HOUR IN PUNY HUMAN TIME) MY RACE WILL INVADE YOUR PUNY PLANET AND YOUR SPECIES WILL BE CAPTURED AND USED FOR REPRODUCTIVE PURPOSES AND/OR PUT IN ZOOS.
You're going to get past a fully stacked armada stationed in orbit around this planet by arguably the most powerful alliance in this galaxy, renowned in particular for its fleet?
What a pointless waste of time to try to capture the humans anyway... they have proven far more scientifically fantastic on their own
(we've done tests of what you intend... especially humans from their country of 'Japan' or 'China': that work ethic by far beats out enslaving the race to drudgery). We hesitate to rush uplifting them, they work admirably well under pressure, and are as yet in no threat of a Klackon invasion.
... What is a space week?
Quote:*ahem* Sorry, sometimes me radio picks up messages from evil alien overlords.
So, figured I should make an introduction post and whatnot. Here's some stuff bout me.
Does it now...? What other messages has it picked up?
Quote:Favorite color: Purple.
Gender: Male
I'm a vegetarian.
I'm a worshiper of her great dental deity, the Toothfairy.
I'm an animal lover.
I'm a star trek fan, I like anime, technology...etc Basically a big nerd.
Does the name Master of Orion ring a bell? It's a game we made for your species. Unfortunately, they took a spin on it and went into hypercapitalization of it in MoO2/MoO3... these are sad and inaccurate titles, but it was certainly an amusing thing to observe
... To say nothing of the missile and plasma cannon defense bases we have scattered around this system in general... Sol is almost as well defended as Cryslon and Meklon...
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day