When do you plan to Convert to Christanity?

[Zone]

Simple question.

I know all of you are currently leading a carefree life, enjoying it to the fullest. But a time comes when responsibility takes over and you need to convert to Christianity a become a more responsible citizen and human.

Yes because you really the power of the supernatural to be able to do that.

My question, is the time right for you to convert or would you wait a little longer?

The time would be when Christians stop making God awful statements like the one you just made. And I could do with some solid evidence of the supernatural seeing as Christianity seems to be based on that.

[Jackalope]

When pink unicorn monkeys fly out of my butt.

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Code:

unsigned long day = 1;
while( day++ ) DoItTomorrow();

Dude, you need a sleep() in that loop.

[The Magic Pudding]

Maybe after the blessed zombie presents itself and invites me to check its wounds.

[Minimalist]

It needs an option for "Fuck Your Fucking God."

[Anomalocaris]

Simple question.

I know all of you are currently leading a carefree life, enjoying it to the fullest. But a time comes when responsibility takes over and you need to convert to Christianity a become a more responsible citizen and human. My question, is the time right for you to convert or would you wait a little longer?

No, Assuming genuine and thoroughgoing responsibility requires that one uttrely jetison the infantility of worshiping anything, much less a "god", still less a "god" that fucked his mother to give himself birth.

[Jackalope]

Simple question.

I know all of you are currently leading a carefree life, enjoying it to the fullest. But a time comes when responsibility takes over and you need to convert to Christianity a become a more responsible citizen and human. My question, is the time right for you to convert or would you wait a little longer?

No, Assuming genuine and thoroughgoing responsibility requires that one uttrely jetison the infantility of worshiping anything, much less a "god", still less a "god" that fucked his mother to give himself birth.

Not to mention jettisoning scapegoating and vicarious redemption via blood sacrifice.

[Norfolk And Chance]

Simple question.

I know all of you are currently leading a carefree life, enjoying it to the fullest. But a time comes when responsibility takes over and you need to convert to Christianity a become a more responsible citizen and human. My question, is the time right for you to convert or would you wait a little longer?

You spectacularly massive plum sac.

[Cato]

Hey Tibs. I know its early, but for this year's awards can we vote for a Lamest POE?

[Nine]

Hey Tibs. I know its early, but for this year's awards can we vote for a Lamest POE?

He's not a very entertaining one is he.

[Jackalope]

Hey Tibs. I know its early, but for this year's awards can we vote for a Lamest POE?

I'm pretty sure he's serious and therefore ineligible.