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Yes, but WHICH dinosaurs?
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Yes, but WHICH dinosaurs?
OK, so we know that humans coexisted with dinosaurs, and even rode them. How do we know that? Duh, obviously, everyone knows that!

The real question is - WHICH dinosaurs did humans ride? Unfortunately, this is not a question that science has an answer for - so we must look elsewhere. Maybe Jesus can help us!

Jesus was a carpenter. Carpenters make ladders. Ladders are used to climb tall things.

What can we conclude from this? Obviously, if Jesus rode a dinosaur, it was a TALL one. Amirite?
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#2
RE: Yes, but WHICH dinosaurs?
Well, I think we can rule out anything with a ridged back, as that would ring satan's doorbell in females and tickle the wrong hole in males - which we know god abhors. The list of candidates shrinks.
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#3
RE: Yes, but WHICH dinosaurs?
Jesus told me my ancestors rode a TitanoboaSmile They feed it evil non believers. They were the reason they slowly lost use of limbs and slithered. see they were a bit hefty and all rode at once. needless to say the Titanoboa go real tired of our shit after that.
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#4
RE: Yes, but WHICH dinosaurs?
Raptors. What self-respecting person would not want to ride around on a raptor? 40 or 50 MPH top speed, turn on a dime, and will fucking eviscerate the first person to try and cut you off. Probably without even breaking stride.
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."

-Stephen Jay Gould
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RE: Yes, but WHICH dinosaurs?
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RE: Yes, but WHICH dinosaurs?
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When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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RE: Yes, but WHICH dinosaurs?
I threw back my head and laughed and made my boyfriend scowl at me in disgust.
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RE: Yes, but WHICH dinosaurs?
This question was answered during the invasion of Grenada
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#9
RE: Yes, but WHICH dinosaurs?
(April 1, 2013 at 4:10 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: OK, so we know that humans coexisted with dinosaurs, and even rode them. How do we know that? Duh, obviously, everyone knows that!

The real question is - WHICH dinosaurs did humans ride? Unfortunately, this is not a question that science has an answer for - so we must look elsewhere. Maybe Jesus can help us!

Jesus was a carpenter. Carpenters make ladders. Ladders are used to climb tall things.

What can we conclude from this? Obviously, if Jesus rode a dinosaur, it was a TALL one. Amirite?

No. Jesus, using his omniscience, came to be aware that dinosaurs too would hear his word and come to commune with him by eating of his flesh, except not quite so symbolically

So the prince of peace, in the spirit of turning the other cheek, learned carpentry so he can fashion a tooth pick of appropriate size for the dinosaur to use after the Eucharist.

So the question is not which dinosaur did Jesus ride. The question is which dinosaur has had the holy communion.
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RE: Yes, but WHICH dinosaurs?
Well played, sir.
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