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RE: A bit of pun
May 16, 2013 at 7:24 pm
What do you get when combine liquor with a piece of literature you read in high school? Tequila Mockingbird
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RE: A bit of pun
May 17, 2013 at 6:25 am
Conjured up a good one yesterday, from thin air. I had to speak to a civil law caseworker about an upcoming hearing I've got to attend (evil atheist ftw!). He talked me through the procedure, including the location of the law courts between two pubs. I asked "Is that what's meant by being called to the bar?"
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'