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Hell?
May 6, 2013 at 10:36 pm
(This post was last modified: May 6, 2013 at 10:40 pm by Creed of Heresy.)
The myth of Hell came from allegories to an area outside Jerusalem called Gehenna, which was a garbage dump that was frequently set on fire, and they threw the bodies of criminals there too. So what they were trying to say was "You'll be cast out and scorned in history and not get even a good burial if you're a dick." But the dipshits composing the bible decided it meant an actual place where people burn.
So yes, "hell," never mentioned in the original abrahamic texts, actually comes from the references to Gehenna...
...Which was a garbage dump outside of Jerusalem where criminals' bodies were tossed as well.
So...yeah, everyone, if you want to get a firsthand experience of what hell is...just go looking around for garbage dumps outside of Jerusalem. ZOMG ITS HELLz0rz ON EARTH U GUIZ!!
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RE: Hell?
May 6, 2013 at 10:40 pm
No not really.
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RE: Hell?
May 6, 2013 at 11:10 pm
The dipshits who wrote the Bible seemed to think that Earth, light, and days existed before there was a sun or stars to make any of them. The only bigger morons are the people who think these men had any idea what they were talking about.
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RE: Hell?
May 7, 2013 at 9:27 am
Perhaps they original authors made it to the Great Rift valley?
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RE: Hell?
May 10, 2013 at 12:03 pm
I confirm this fact (Hell myth or not myth that is the question) :
Link to Wikipedia : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell
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RE: Hell?
May 10, 2013 at 10:13 pm
If this statement was released with worldwide coverage, I could see the world's religious folks heading to their own local dumps, setting fire to it and chanting.
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RE: Hell?
May 10, 2013 at 10:24 pm
(May 10, 2013 at 10:13 pm)DeardoG Wrote: If this statement was released with worldwide coverage, I could see the world's religious folks heading to their own local dumps, setting fire to it and chanting.
If by religious you mean Satanists...
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RE: Hell?
May 10, 2013 at 10:38 pm
(May 10, 2013 at 10:24 pm)Darkstar Wrote: (May 10, 2013 at 10:13 pm)DeardoG Wrote: If this statement was released with worldwide coverage, I could see the world's religious folks heading to their own local dumps, setting fire to it and chanting.
If by religious you mean Satanists... 
Haha, in my opinion, generally the same thing. Now and then you find some lovely religious folks, but you know those ones that don't have time for anything aside from their church friends.... they'll be the ones celebrating the burning of a council dump.
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RE: Hell?
May 10, 2013 at 10:54 pm
And the godless dipshit butt-babies will all regret they didn't take it seriously. Don't forget to marinade yourselves Christian "I told you so."
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RE: Hell?
May 10, 2013 at 10:57 pm
(This post was last modified: May 10, 2013 at 10:57 pm by Faith No More.)
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