Religion is dumb...

[The Reality Salesman01]

I'm bored, have fun...

P.S.
If you believe in a God, yours is especially dumb.

P.P.S.

I worship my tennis shoe, and it answers my prayers at a higher success rate then my neighbor's "Jesus" does. Just yesterday I asked my shoe for dinner, and then I magically cooked it, and it was delicious. Praise Nike shoe!

[Minimalist]

I worship....




um..... The Great Beaver.

[Something completely different]

I somehow dont like blonde women.

[cratehorus]

i worship at the church of joe pesci



You know who I pray to? Joe Pesci. Joe Pesci. Two reasons; first of all, I think he's a good actor. Okay. To me, that counts. Second; he looks like a guy who can get things done. Joe Pesci doesn't fuck around. Doesn't fuck around. In fact, Joe Pesci came through on a couple of things that God was having trouble with. For years I asked God to do something about my noisy neighbor with the barking dog. Joe Pesci straightened that cock-sucker out with one visit.

I noticed that of all the prayers I used to offer to God, and all the prayers that I now offer to Joe Pesci, are being answered at about the same 50 percent rate. Half the time I get what I want. Half the time I don't. Same as God 50-50. Same as the four leaf clover, the horse shoe, the rabbit's foot, and the wishing well. Same as the mojo man. Same as the voodoo lady who tells your fortune by squeezing the goat's testicles. It's all the same; 50-50. So just pick your superstitions, sit back, make a wish and enjoy yourself.

And for those of you that look to the Bible for it's literary qualities and moral lessons; I got a couple other stories I might like to recommend for you. You might enjoy The Three Little Pigs. That's a good one. It has a nice happy ending. Then there's Little Red Riding Hood. Although it does have that one X-rated part where the Big Bad Wolf actually eats the grandmother. Which I didn't care for, by the way. And finally, I've always drawn a great deal of moral comfort from Humpty Dumpty. The part I liked best: "and all the king's horses, and all the king's men couldn't put Humpty together again." That's because there is no Humpty Dumpty, and there is no God. None. Not one. Never was. No God.
-- George Carlin

[Gilgamesh]

Mizugi Konojo is the best hentai.

[Drich]

i worship at the church of joe pesci



You know who I pray to? Joe Pesci. Joe Pesci. Two reasons; first of all, I think he's a good actor. Okay. To me, that counts. Second; he looks like a guy who can get things done. Joe Pesci doesn't fuck around. Doesn't fuck around. In fact, Joe Pesci came through on a couple of things that God was having trouble with. For years I asked God to do something about my noisy neighbor with the barking dog. Joe Pesci straightened that cock-sucker out with one visit.

I noticed that of all the prayers I used to offer to God, and all the prayers that I now offer to Joe Pesci, are being answered at about the same 50 percent rate. Half the time I get what I want. Half the time I don't. Same as God 50-50. Same as the four leaf clover, the horse shoe, the rabbit's foot, and the wishing well. Same as the mojo man. Same as the voodoo lady who tells your fortune by squeezing the goat's testicles. It's all the same; 50-50. So just pick your superstitions, sit back, make a wish and enjoy yourself.

And for those of you that look to the Bible for it's literary qualities and moral lessons; I got a couple other stories I might like to recommend for you. You might enjoy The Three Little Pigs. That's a good one. It has a nice happy ending. Then there's Little Red Riding Hood. Although it does have that one X-rated part where the Big Bad Wolf actually eats the grandmother. Which I didn't care for, by the way. And finally, I've always drawn a great deal of moral comfort from Humpty Dumpty. The part I liked best: "and all the king's horses, and all the king's men couldn't put Humpty together again." That's because there is no Humpty Dumpty, and there is no God. None. Not one. Never was. No God.
-- George Carlin

One things for sure, ole Georgie Porgie knows whether there is a God for sure now.

[The Reality Salesman01]

[Faith No More]

One things for sure, ole Georgie Porgie knows whether there is a God for sure now.

He knows nothing since his brain no longer functions. Death'll do that to you.

[The Reality Salesman01]

One things for sure, ole Georgie Porgie knows whether there is a God for sure now.

...or he would if his brain wasn't dead. It's hard not to think that the question is only worth pondering while the pondering-mechanism still functions. I doubt that its anything his rotting corpse is concerned with.

He knows nothing since his brain no longer functions. Death'll do that to you.

Totally didn't see that!...Lol, took the words right outa my mouth.

[little_monkey]

Correction: Religion is not dumb, it's for dumb people.