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RE: How are you today?
July 6, 2013 at 10:14 pm
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Oh I thought he got temp banned off the forums cuz he got in a drunken brawl with someone! I was gonna picket! This sounds far worse  I miss Chtulhu already.
Oh and German: Conservative girls (especially drunk ones) say they want to do something like hike when they wanna fuck. I know. I used to be one. 
Unless she was gonna rob you. Either way, probly a good call. She probably has the herp. They don't teach much sex ed, those Catholics
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RE: How are you today?
July 6, 2013 at 10:33 pm
(July 6, 2013 at 10:14 pm)missluckie26 Wrote: Oh and German: Conservative girls (especially drunk ones) say they want to do something like hike when they wanna fuck. I know. I used to be one.
Thank you, Miss! See TGAC? I've been married ten years. I've learned a couple things. Just a couple but still...
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RE: How are you today?
July 7, 2013 at 1:44 am
(July 6, 2013 at 4:23 pm)The Germans are coming Wrote: If a woman wants sex outside in the woods, she tells you that she wants sex outside in the woods.
I was telling my wife about this conversation. And as soon as I mentioned this quote from you she busted up laughing.
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RE: How are you today?
July 7, 2013 at 4:56 am
lol this conversation about what women say regarding what they want is funny.
A lot of women I know:
Stay away from me! = Please, hunt me down.
I'm fat. = Tell me I'm pretty.
Tell me the truth. I won't get mad. = Tell me the truth so I can kill you.
Do you think she's pretty? = Tell me she's ugly.
I don't want to bother you... = I'm stalking you and I'm obsessed.
I usually don't do this on the first date = I want to fuck you, but still seem innocent.
You're trouble. I need to stay away. = You make me hot. Insist, so I can say I asked you to keep away and just fell into your trap.
Hey, girl, you look nice. = Haha! You look awful!
etc. etc. But hey, women have boobs, right? 
I'm good today. I went to a wedding and came home feeling good. Had just enough to drink. Danced just enough. Mingled just enough. I feel just tired enough to go to bed content, but not too tired. This is great.
Pointing around: "Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you, I'm out!"
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Re: How are you today?
July 7, 2013 at 5:37 am
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We should make a proper list somewhere, because I can think of LOADS more.
No, it's fine = It really isn't fine
I don't mind where we go = I do mind where we go, but I want you to guess correctly or else I'll be in a strop the whole time we're out and never tell you why. (Well, not never. I will likely bring it up in an argument 6 months from now when you no longer even remember)
If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you! = I'm pissed off for such a crap reason I'm too embarrassed to admit it, so I'm going to make you think it's your fault.
Katie got this really cool new [insert object here] for her birthday and... = Buy me a [insert object herr] for my birthday.
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RE: How are you today?
July 7, 2013 at 9:19 am
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I've learned a few things definitely not to say to women. For instance:
"Does my bum look big?" =/= "Hold on a second love, let me just back up a bit so I can get it all in focus."
That tends not to go down too well for some reason. Women eh?
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RE: How are you today?
July 7, 2013 at 9:36 am
(July 7, 2013 at 9:19 am)Stimbo Wrote: I've learned a few things definitely not to say to women. For instance:
"Does my bum look big?" =/= "Hold on a second love, let me just back up a bit so I can get it all in focus."
That tends not to go down too well for some reason. Women eh? When asked "Does my bum look big in this?" you should always reply "Of course it does, it's only a fucking bathroom!"
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RE: How are you today?
July 7, 2013 at 10:21 am
(July 7, 2013 at 9:36 am)NoraBrimstone Wrote: When asked "Does my bum look big in this?" you should always reply "Of course it does, it's only a fucking bathroom!"
When my wife asks me that I don't say anything. I just pounce on her.
It's worked well so far.
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RE: How are you today?
July 7, 2013 at 11:23 am
Girls confuse me and I am one. 
I have to actively try not to be sterotypically a girl. Which works out well everytime.
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!
Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.
Dead wrong. The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.
Quote:Some people deserve hell.
I say again: No exceptions. Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it. As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.
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RE: How are you today?
July 7, 2013 at 4:32 pm
(July 6, 2013 at 10:33 pm)Rahul Wrote: (July 6, 2013 at 10:14 pm)missluckie26 Wrote: Oh and German: Conservative girls (especially drunk ones) say they want to do something like hike when they wanna fuck. I know. I used to be one.
Thank you, Miss! See TGAC? I've been married ten years. I've learned a couple things. Just a couple but still...
You know what.
If the 2 of you turn out to be right, I will let you know.
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