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Doubting Thomas Offline
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RE: Jesus Spanking
June 12, 2013 at 5:36 pm
Funny Christians.
"Just have faith in Jesus. With faith in Jesus and God, we can do anything." = faith is good.
"It takes more faith to be an atheist than a Christian." = faith is bad.
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
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RE: Jesus Spanking
June 13, 2013 at 6:23 am (This post was last modified: June 13, 2013 at 6:23 am by KichigaiNeko.)
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This one can "spank me" anytime Big Grin
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RE: Jesus Spanking
June 13, 2013 at 7:27 am
(June 13, 2013 at 6:23 am)KichigaiNeko Wrote: [Image: 1004738_625593494119916_764230259_n.jpg]
This one can "spank me" anytime Big Grin

Now this is a saviour I can follow.

Big Grin
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RE: Jesus Spanking
June 13, 2013 at 9:37 pm
Dave is a rock star even to rock stars!

One of the members in my old band used to hang out with Dave and Kurt. He said Dave is absolutely one of the nicest guys you could ever meet. Totally down to Earth and very cool.

I'm with you. THAT'S a savior I can get behind.

Wait...that sounded bad. I'm not saying I want to get behind Dave Grohl. I mean, not like THAT!
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RE: Jesus Spanking
June 16, 2013 at 5:42 am
(June 13, 2013 at 9:37 pm)Baalzebutt Wrote: Dave is a rock star even to rock stars!

One of the members in my old band used to hang out with Dave and Kurt. He said Dave is absolutely one of the nicest guys you could ever meet. Totally down to Earth and very cool.

I'm with you. THAT'S a savior I can get behind.

Wait...that sounded bad. I'm not saying I want to get behind Dave Grohl. I mean, not like THAT!

I wonder if Dave has seen this pic yet.
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