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Ok, I came out today.
June 14, 2013 at 12:44 am
No no no, it is not what you think. I just thought the title would grab attention.
But, to give you a back story on my life, I had friends in high school who could twist anything you say into something suggestive or dirty.
So I have now a friend I have talked to for years on Skype, and almost every time we end our conversation he ends with "Well, that was a nice(or long) session.
All these years I never told him about my high school friend/s who referred to sex as "zesty sessions", meaning long and sweaty, be it in joke or because they did hook up.
So tonight I couldn't stand it anymore, NOT SERIOUSLY, but my silent laugh every time he'd end our conversation with "That was a nice session". I had to let him in on my past at that point. I am sure like anyone who will read this, he too will make an on going joke about even this.
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RE: Ok, I came out today.
June 14, 2013 at 1:00 am
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June 14, 2013 at 6:38 am
Ugg, "zesty session" WAS the word choice my high school friends would refer to about having sex. Years later I met my friend Bob on Skype who I never told about this reference, but found it funny that when he ended his calls to me he would say "that was a nice session", not knowing I was silently laughing. So last night I told him why I was laughing when he said "that was a nice session".
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RE: Ok, I came out today.
June 14, 2013 at 7:17 am
Is that when he told you, no, he really was rubbing one out while he skyped you?
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RE: Ok, I came out today.
June 14, 2013 at 7:32 am
(June 14, 2013 at 7:17 am)whateverist Wrote: Is that when he told you, no, he really was rubbing one out while he skyped you?
Shows you how stupid I am. I never learn my lesson about telling friends stories because I never hear the end of it afterwords. Laugh it up.
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June 14, 2013 at 8:02 am
Nah... Something tickled your funny bone (appropriate for this context). It made you smile and you wanted to share that with everyone. I think that's nice 
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June 14, 2013 at 7:46 pm
(June 14, 2013 at 8:02 am)festive1 Wrote: Nah... Something tickled your funny bone (appropriate for this context). It made you smile and you wanted to share that with everyone. I think that's nice
Damn it, don't ruin it, it is funny, I was being sarcastic about it becoming a running joke. I wasn't being serious in saying "please guys, don't tease me".
If I cared about people poking fun of my story I wouldn't have posted it. I also posted elsewhere my story about my cat having herpes and my dog having a yeast infection. And OF COURSE that story too, is funny because it can also be taken and twisted out of context for humor.
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June 14, 2013 at 7:54 pm
Only if you also have herpes, then it's just a weird reference that makes the speaker seem "off". Soooo, do you have herpes too?
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RE: Ok, I came out today.
June 15, 2013 at 7:14 am
(June 14, 2013 at 7:54 pm)catfish Wrote: Only if you also have herpes, then it's just a weird reference that makes the speaker seem "off". Soooo, do you have herpes too?
No my cat got his herpes the cat rescue charity from other cats. And my dog's yeast infection was a common dog skin infection having nothing to do with her vagina. But see, I could bring the vet here to explain it medically to everyone but it still would not stop the running joke. Just ask my co workers whom I stupidly told. Thats what I mean about twisting something for humor.
No, I do not fuck animals.
I LIKE BIG CATS
AND I CAN NOT LIE
ALL YOU PETA FANS
CANT DENY
BABY GOT FUR!
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RE: Ok, I came out today.
June 18, 2013 at 9:36 pm
(June 14, 2013 at 7:17 am)whateverist Wrote: Is that when he told you, no, he really was rubbing one out while he skyped you?
Yay, for the funniest thing in this thread. 
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