Is Current Electricity Theory Wrong

[little_monkey]

The mods here must have a short fuse.They take it series-islly and get a bit amped up.

But sooner or later, this thread will accumulate a pile of shocking puns due to a lack of resistance from the posters.

[Minimalist]

You enjoy being a lightning rod, huh?

[Jackalope]

I find this topic electrifying. I'm sure it will spark many interesting comments.

[LeoVonFrost]

I find this to be a bit negative.

[Jackalope]

I find this to be a bit negative.

Currently, I'm positive you're wrong.

[Godscreated]

The shocking thing here is everyone forgets about the third phase of conversation. Electron-ic conversation can jump from one phase to another phase causing much sparking.

[Cato]

Ohm I God!

[Cyberman]

Sorry I'm coming insulate to this thread. Watt are you talking about? That sounds like a plug for something to me. Wire you generating all this static? Why not just socket up and remain neutral?

[catfish]

Or you'll get the POE who states boldly: Yup, they sure are wrong, over-unity and energy from the vacumm baby!

Anyways sir, kits are available on the 'net.

[Angrboda]

I'm sorry, but I find this whole thread revolting. Perhaps it's me. I find it hard to get into an excited state these days. Perhaps something is masking my potential, but this mood seems indelibly etched, and I'm finding no way to channel my energies through this barrier.