Masturbation is Un-American

[FifthElement]

I know it's a humor website, but this shit actually happens and not just from Republicans. In one of the ultimate twists of irony Bill Clinton actually fired his Surgeon General for saying masturbation should be part of sex-ed.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joycelyn_Elders

Well, question "She was asked whether it would be appropriate to promote masturbation as a means of preventing young people from engaging in riskier forms of sexual activity?" is tricky, American public is overly sensitive about masturbation and yet we are trying to sell image how USA is "progressive" country to the rest of the world (which BTW, never really worked, actually the rest of the word sees USA for what it is, only we Americans see what we have here is worth selling, lol)...

But, existence of places like Guantanamo, where people are tortured, is perfectly OK

[pocaracas]

Soo.... The question non-native speakers have always wanted to get answered!!

Why is it that when you call others "wanker" or "jerk off", you do it to mean that they somewhat rude people?

[thesummerqueen]

yet we are trying to sell image how USA is "progressive" country to the rest of the world

We are? All I ever hear about is advertising for old-time American values. And the left fringe would like us to get back to even older-timey pre-Enlightenment values eating roots for medicine and shit.

If we were actually advertising as progressive, we'd be a lot further along than we are.

It's a piece of irony that we are now obsessed with Mad Men and vintage things, while during the "Mad Men" era everyone was obsessed with the space age and the future.

Think about that for a while, America.

[Minimalist]

America hates to think. It would rather just chant "We're Number 1." The muslims do the same thing with their allah akhbar, shit. Chanting is so much easier than thinking.

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Celibacy is not control your sex 100 % first and then control your mind . Celibacy is control your mind and then exercise your mind to control nervous stimulation or depression. who ever practice the other way are denying the spiritual effort to become celibate

[Tonus]

Celibacy is not control your sex 100 % first and then control your mind . Celibacy is control your mind and then exercise your mind to control nervous stimulation or depression. who ever practice the other way are denying the spiritual effort to become celibate

And they're easy to spot, with their ear-to-ear grins and generally happy demeanor.

[thesummerqueen]

Celibacy is not control your sex 100 % first and then control your mind . Celibacy is control your mind and then exercise your mind to control nervous stimulation or depression. who ever practice the other way are denying the spiritual effort to become celibate

Who the fuck would want to?

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Celibacy is not control your sex 100 % first and then control your mind . Celibacy is control your mind and then exercise your mind to control nervous stimulation or depression. who ever practice the other way are denying the spiritual effort to become celibate

Explain the meaning of that word. I often seen it used by many religious in the context as it being something good. A word used to intentionaly mystify things and to seek refuge in being vague on a subject, is what it seems to be to me.

Or can you give a clarification.

And actualy, not having a healthy sexlife can lead to disorder and illness.

[Rahul]

That part of the bible is vague. I'm not going to look it up, but if I remember correctly this guy takes his brother's wife because the brother died. God told him to take his wife and raise his brother's child that she was pregnant with.

So when he did the pull out method, was it because he spilled his seed on the ground? Or was it because he wanted to make sure the woman was impregnated by his dead brother and not himself?

It looks like it could very easily be that god killed him because of that doubt he had.

[viocjit]

I liked this joke thanks for the share.