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Geology jokes
#1
Geology jokes
Hey, did you hear the one about the trilobite, the paleontologist, and the creationist that walked into a bar?

The paleontologist asked for a drink. The other two just stared at the wall with blank looks on their faces.
'The difference between a Miracle and a Fact is exactly the difference between a mermaid and seal. It could not be expressed better.'
-- Samuel "Mark Twain" Clemens

"I think that in the discussion of natural problems we ought to begin not with the scriptures, but with experiments, demonstrations, and observations".

- Galileo Galilei (1564-1642)

"In short, Meyer has shown that his first disastrous book was not a fluke: he is capable of going into any field in which he has no training or research experience and botching it just as badly as he did molecular biology. As I've written before, if you are a complete amateur and don't understand a subject, don't demonstrate the Dunning-Kruger effect by writing a book about it and proving your ignorance to everyone else! "

- Dr. Donald Prothero
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#2
RE: Geology jokes
Of quartz!

That joke is unberylble
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#3
RE: Geology jokes
I don't get it.

I'm too thick.
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#4
RE: Geology jokes
The trilobite (fossil) and creationist - at a loss for words. The paleontologist gets it, and celebrates with a drink. If you don't know anything about the debate, you likely won't get it. If I have to explain it, it probably isn't a very good joke.
'The difference between a Miracle and a Fact is exactly the difference between a mermaid and seal. It could not be expressed better.'
-- Samuel "Mark Twain" Clemens

"I think that in the discussion of natural problems we ought to begin not with the scriptures, but with experiments, demonstrations, and observations".

- Galileo Galilei (1564-1642)

"In short, Meyer has shown that his first disastrous book was not a fluke: he is capable of going into any field in which he has no training or research experience and botching it just as badly as he did molecular biology. As I've written before, if you are a complete amateur and don't understand a subject, don't demonstrate the Dunning-Kruger effect by writing a book about it and proving your ignorance to everyone else! "

- Dr. Donald Prothero
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#5
RE: Geology jokes
Not your fault, you folded Nora

And yes it was a good joke orogenicman
"The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
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#6
RE: Geology jokes
Quote: Watson: Holmes! What kind of rock is this!
Holmes: Sedimentary, my dear Watson.

Q: What element is derived from a Norse god?
A: Thorium.

Q: What do you do with a dead geologists?
A: Barium

Q: Why wasn't the geologist hungry?
A: He lost his apatite.
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