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RE: 50 Simple Proofs, God is Imaginary
September 26, 2009 at 9:11 am
(This post was last modified: September 26, 2009 at 9:12 am by Dotard.)
Not ignoring the explanations offered. I'm not buying them. I don't accept them when the expalinations are just as non sensical as the problem.
Teacher: If you have eight apples and you give away seven, how many do you have left?
Johnny: One!
Teacher: Yes. And you also have three.
Johnny: Wha?
Teacher: Three equals one and one is equal to three. So if you have three you also have one and if you have one you also have three.
Johnny: Now that's just nonsense teacher. How do you figure that?!
Teacher: Because christianity has affirmed this for a long long time. Therefore it is true.
Johnny: I don't care if my momma has "affirmed" this. It's bullocks. One is one and three is three. They are not interchangeable.
Teacher: You're just ignoring the explaination.
*Johnny thinks to himself to avoid detention or a possible beating* ... Well yeah I'm going to ignore that explaination. It's like me asking you to accept the explaination to the question "Why does it smell so fresh and clean in here?" is because I just crapped my pants.
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RE: 50 Simple Proofs, God is Imaginary
September 26, 2009 at 6:27 pm
So there are 4 persons now?
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RE: 50 Simple Proofs, God is Imaginary
September 26, 2009 at 7:10 pm
That makes it all clear now. I'm converted. The most paradoxical, insubstantial, untestable, unverifiable claim ever made by man, has been explained with a picture. Cheers dude.