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Hello, all.
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#11
RE: Hello, all.
July 31, 2013 at 6:35 pm
Quote: I suppose anything is possible when one has enough faith.

No. Anything is imaginable with faith. Big difference.
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#12
RE: Hello, all.
July 31, 2013 at 6:55 pm
Oh fuck.

Well, I am an ex-mormon turned Atheist. Welcome to the forums; I won't promise that I'll play nice. I think Min is doing a great job with you already...carry on boys.
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#13
RE: Hello, all.
July 31, 2013 at 7:04 pm
Hey, now. I'm still in my polite phase.
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#14
RE: Hello, all.
July 31, 2013 at 7:27 pm
Looks like you're in a better mood than I am. I have the misfortune of knowing how Mormon brainwashing works, and it's definitely depressing as a reminder to the state of mind of my family.
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#15
RE: Hello, all.
July 31, 2013 at 8:00 pm
It won't last. My patience is finite.
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#16
RE: Hello, all.
July 31, 2013 at 8:01 pm
(July 31, 2013 at 6:11 pm)PeterPriesthood Wrote: What would you say if you saw Missionaries at your door?

I'd say "How the hell did you get past Security?"

For here and now, though, welcome aboard!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#17
RE: Hello, all.
July 31, 2013 at 8:47 pm
(July 31, 2013 at 6:11 pm)PeterPriesthood Wrote: What would you say if you saw Missionaries at your door?

We're plagued with them around here. Do you have any suggestions on how we might get rid of them?

Funny american people visiting Wales who walk around in suits, commandeer 3 library computers a few times a day to email home, and get nasty with you on your doorstep.
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#18
RE: Hello, all.
July 31, 2013 at 8:48 pm
Welcome to the forums, Pete.

(July 31, 2013 at 6:11 pm)PeterPriesthood Wrote: What would you say if you saw Missionaries at your door?

"Hi guys! I'm an apostate."
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#19
RE: Hello, all.
July 31, 2013 at 8:57 pm
Quote:We're plagued with them around here. Do you have any suggestions on how we might get rid of them?

Vice-President Biden recommends firing a shotgun in the air.
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#20
RE: Hello, all.
July 31, 2013 at 9:03 pm
(July 31, 2013 at 8:57 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
Quote:We're plagued with them around here. Do you have any suggestions on how we might get rid of them?

Vice-President Biden recommends firing a shotgun in the air.

Maybe use drones if they try to run?

Wait, hello and welcome.

Okay, drones might work.
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