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Stuck! Need help!
August 21, 2013 at 11:06 pm
(This post was last modified: August 21, 2013 at 11:07 pm by Tea Earl Grey Hot.)
The escalator I'm on stopped as I was half way up. 911 won't send rescue. I've been standing here for over an hour. The lady on the step above me is also pregnant and her water just broke. She's freaking out.
Please advise on how to get down from this stopped escalator.
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RE: Stuck! Need help!
August 21, 2013 at 11:32 pm
You're boned. Next time take the elevator...they at least have Musak.
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RE: Stuck! Need help!
August 22, 2013 at 1:00 am
Go to atheist forums and ask for advice
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RE: Stuck! Need help!
August 22, 2013 at 1:51 am
I'm on my way! Which escalator is it again?
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RE: Stuck! Need help!
August 22, 2013 at 2:54 am
If you get hungry while you're waiting, eat the baby.
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RE: Stuck! Need help!
August 22, 2013 at 5:20 am
(August 22, 2013 at 3:11 am)Rayaan Wrote: 1. Whatever you do in there, do not panic. Stay as calm as you can.
2. A Swedish-born hotel owner in Austria was once trapped in an elevator for four days - without any food and water.
3. And now you have an opportunity to beat that record. 
SHOW the world what you're made of.
This would be helpful if it wasn't an escalator he was stuck on.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anfIvj867tE
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